I think my dog is a racist

He only eats the white rawhide bones, he doesn't eat the brown basted ones.

My friends puppy would only nip at people wearing black socks

My puppy is scared of everyone he just sneaks behind them and sniffs their feet, or if they're sitting, the back of their head

I'm not a racist; fuck Nascar!

my great dane hates young kids she always jumps on them

My cousins dog only barks at Caucasian people during the night

my presa will smash large quantities of pot if you leave that shit lay. I've had her eat my last half bag, she did leave me a joint- but I was still pissed. Boy was she baked though

Springtucky said:

my presa will smash large quantities of pot if you leave that shit lay. I've had her eat my last half bag, she did leave me a joint- but I was still pissed. Boy was she baked though

Click to expand...

My Dog will bark like he's a friggin gianourmous dog if anyone goes near my grows...it's friggin awesome. Then I'll smoke and he'll get contact high and we'll share a bag of cheetos and watch movies

fiasco456 said:

I would try the No Pest Strips that you can find most anywhere for $6. Lots of recommendations for that treatment and it will find the lil bastards wherever they are hiding

Click to expand...

I don't think it's racist if it's about taste. I don't like green olives, but I like black ones.

Yeah, more of a preference thing.

He doesn't single out the brown bones and do bad things to them does he? Bark and growl? Snarl? Then it might be time for some chicken tolerance classes.

jonblaze420 said:

Yeah, more of a preference thing.

He doesn't single out the brown bones and do bad things to them does he? Bark and growl? Snarl? Then it might be time for some chicken tolerance classes.

Click to expand...

He only eats white american cheese, not the yellow kind too. And white bread but not rye. He's a strange puppy. He likes Dr Pepper though so.

my dog is sexist, he only likes women.

Springtucky said:

my presa will smash large quantities of pot if you leave that shit lay. I've had her eat my last half bag, she did leave me a joint- but I was still pissed. Boy was she baked though

Click to expand...

there was this one time me and my boy were over his sisters house and she was in the kitchen makin sandwiches or sumthin and her dog walked up and licked like an eigth of hers of the coffee table and it happened so fast we couldnt really stop it but then she came in the room and we were like "oh ya and your dog ate your weed" and she got mad at us like it was our fault but she let it go like a min later

infinitihigh said:

my great dane hates young kids she always jumps on them

Click to expand...

i had a great dane about 4 or 5 years ago, and she always jumped on the fat kid in my neighborhood lol, she was awesome

my dog, bitch actually hates people on bicycles with a passion...
cranker dont forget tthey are color blind!!! what seems white or black to us may look Orange or Violet to them....assuming.

If your not family,my older lab will hate you, black, white,uniform, or bikini...he's a racist against humans in general...and he used to bite everyone who came over in the ass...oh,and he also hates all other dogs except our other lab...when he was a puppy a big nasty stray dog jumped into MY yard and attacked him, it almost got shot but I couldn't tell them apart...my pup held his own, then 9 months later we had an intruder and that dog tore into him pretty good...left a football shapped bruise on the guys kidney area...FYI,that guy almost got shot too....after that he's been my best bud, he's 12 now and a little mellower, but he's teaching the new lab his watchdog killer ways
...he loves kids though, always has been great to all the kids...