I think I got caught subbing urine for a drug test?

so I took a drug test today at quest for a job, and I subbed the urine with my sisters urine (i am female btw) and i felt like all was well but i started having an anxiety attack right there because i was so nervous(this is my first time doing this) she told me not to flush the toilet but i did not thinking because i was pannicking.. i had enough and it was perfect temp, i made no noises. and when i got out there to sign paper work i was shaking so bad i could bearly write. i had to tell them i was a type one diabetic and my sugar was low. (that wasn't a lie either! they gave me donuts to bring it up, but i dont think they believed me. ) they looked at me funny and rolled their eyes at me. but they had me fill out the paper work and gave me a copy. they didn't mention anything or ask me to pee again. she didnt even comment on the fact that i flushed, but i did apologize and said i wasn't thinking and flushed out of habbit.

I mean what happens when you get caught? will they mention anything about it to my employers? I feel like such a dip shit right now. I just wanna know what to expect.

Your going to prison, hope you likey dykey : P

when you fail a screen they tell the hiring company, yes.but to help ease the tension if you signed the papers and you saw the nurse seal the sample with a temper evident tape and bag it then you're fine.

The real issue here is not the job, or the desire to work for this company, but the fact
you have allowed yourself to fall victim to allowing your 'human rights' be violated,
...understand that you must see this as a control device, to suppress you now and forever in our employ, nervous wreck is what they want outta you and forever, as you work for them, you will never ever ask for a raise, you will never have more than a 10 minute lunch break, and no we don't do coffee breaks either ..look around for a better employer..
ps if required to do the test again, accidentally drop the pee over the womens desk handing it to her ..lol!

mudballs said:

when you fail a screen they tell the hiring company, yes.but to help ease the tension if you signed the papers and you saw the nurse seal the sample with a temper evident tape and bag it then you're fine.

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this was my line of thinking as well..

vostok said:

The real issue here is not the job, or the desire to work for this company, but the fact
you have allowed yourself to fall victim to allowing your 'human rights' be violated,
...understand that you must see this as a control device, to suppress you now and forever in our employ, nervous wreck is what they want outta you and forever, as you work for them, you will never ever ask for a raise, you will never have more than a 10 minute lunch break, and no we don't do coffee breaks either ..look around for a better employer..
ps if required to do the test again, accidentally drop the pee over the womens desk handing it to her ..lol!

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welcome to the us.. not too many jobs one can get here without pissing in a cup prior to employment..

racerboy71 said:

welcome to the us.. not too many jobs one can get here without pissing in a cup prior to employment..

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test ...see usa

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_drug_testing

this line is for America loving citizens....your line is over ...somewhere else.

vostok said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test ...see usa

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_drug_testing

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ok??

Don't sweat it. It's already done now anyhow. If the sample was clean you will be fine regardless of what the people who were there think. At worst they might try calling the test inconclusive and ask you to come in again. If that happens, this time realize that they have no way to know that you are ducking the test. All that suspicion you felt was likely a construct of your own mind. Going with the diabetes story was quick thinking and if you have it, you already know that that people act strangely when the get out of whack. Most likely the people at the facility know this fact too and bought the story just fine.

You'll be fine, most of those fucks that work there don't care...one time I use synthetic urine that was a hundred ten degrees. The lady gave me a attitude, so I said fuck it.. I opened the UA bottle and splashed it everywhere on the floor, counters and probably her too. I said have fun cleaning up my piss... on my way out I grabbed my transcripts so they couldn't file it.... still got the job...

racerboy71 said:

welcome to the us.. not too many jobs one can get here without pissing in a cup prior to employment..

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Took a pre-employment piss test. Failed the test. They hired me anyway. Never was tested again. It's good to be highly skilled in an in-demand field.