I talked to God last week

wackymack

wackymack

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:fire:Why talk to god?:fire:
You only get to speak to him once.
What if you don't get to ask the questions that plague you during your session with him?
Thats why you should talk to me, I will answer all your questions in more than one session.
Why talk to god when you only get to ask one question?​
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Uh..yeah, Satan, can I be on top?
wackymack said:
:fire:Why talk to god?:fire:
You only get to speak to him once.
What if you don't get to ask the questions that plague you during your session with him?
Thats why you should talk to me, I will answer all your questions in more than one session.
Why talk to god when you only get to ask one question?​
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CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Remember the old star trek episode where Spock messes up a super computer by asking it to run pi out to its conclusion? That would be my question....

HEAVEN LOUDSYSTEM (yes they have one..it's heaven for gawd sake): "Attention, happy campers, CJ just broke G*D." :lol:


out. :blsmoke:
 
IanCurtisWishlist

IanCurtisWishlist

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Stoney McFried said:
Please do.Like anything I say is in GOOD taste.:roll:
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well... i've heard of people describing uncircumcised penises as being "pointy." don't ask how or why i have heard that haha:hug:

we definately know that satan is not jewish now because of his pointy pitch fork. this is why he resides in hell, with all the other uncircumcised infidel gentiles.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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LOL!It makes you wonder...when circumcision was first brought up, and explained...there had to be at least one guy in the back saying..."Wait....what?"
IanCurtisWishlist said:
well... i've heard of people describing uncircumcised penises as being "pointy." don't ask how or why i have heard that haha:hug:

we definately know that satan is not jewish now because of his pointy pitch fork. this is why he resides in hell, with all the other uncircumcised infidel gentiles.
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wackymack

wackymack

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IanCurtisWishlist said:
well... i've heard of people describing uncircumcised penises as being "pointy." don't ask how or why i have heard that haha:hug:

we definately know that satan is not jewish now because of his pointy pitch fork. this is why he resides in hell, with all the other uncircumcised infidel gentiles.
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:fire:Sorry servant but im circumcised and pierced:fire:​
 
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