I Once.

i once was seeking to revive this thread. i thought of words to search for. i don't think searching for "once" would have helped. so i thought for a moment .......... what words could possibly be in this thread that would be in no other thread. i thought back to my first post and the word "huffed". it came up as first on the search list.

i once found this thread again.

i once was with a lady friend, driving late at night, about 4-5 puppies ran out infront of her and she ran them over. she pulled over and i walked back to check.. one was fine. i took him home. when i got back in the car she was very upset so i told her she hadnt killed any. not sure why i remember that

I once read a 81 paged thread

i once dropped my pants and pissed on a wizard at the renaissance fair in NY

I once"yesterday" asked my neighbor for a small popcorn bud from his plant..he replies "i only grow enough for me and i dont buy it" i said how did you get the seeds.he sat there with a puzzled look, then after 10 seconds said "oh i bought some from my buddy last month"???WTF kinda shit is that i can kindly say he wont be on my list of people to break off with buds at harvest time

i once told my wife i was going see some friends down south for a couple of days and joined the navy instead.

i once smoked white widow for the first time and fell in love like 20 mins ago..

armand said:

i once told my wife i was going see some friends down south for a couple of days and joined the navy instead.

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I once laughed at this post

i once watched a 5 lb mini yorkie run 50 yards to come attack my 80 lb black lab. he was yapping and fussing and biting all over the place. my black lab looked at me confused like what is this little thing trying to do to me. the stupid ass owners stood on their porch watching. after my dog had enough he tried to eat the yorkie and i had to hold him up in the air by his leash. all while the dumb ass owners stared. i think the little yorkie is too spoiled to know about nature, bigger dogs and death.

one time i found most of this thrend very depressing i think i just killed my high ima go listed to techno and fall asleep

I once fell in love at first sight.

I once was removed from a WWE event for inappropriate touching.

i once tried to commit sucicide when i was 14

i once got suspended from school for putting gum in a teachers purse

i once....

fell victim to racism and stereotypes.....

i went to a department store and they tried to give me store credit...

i said "HEY.. Just because i'm white doesnt mean i pay my bills on time or even at all"

i hope they learned their lesson that day!!

i once read this entire thread in 2 days and found it hard to form a coherent thought or sentence without "i once" starting it off.....

i once knocked out suge knight

i once mowed and raked my aunts whole yard with my brother and because my moms side of the family hated my dad and he was alot like him, she paid me but not him... i turned it down and never done another thing for her... plus when she owned a consignment shop, me and my exwife got a bunch of stuff on front from her and never paid... fuck that bitch...

i once went with my brother to clean my grandmothers house (also on my moms side) because she was too disabled to do it.. we did this for enough to rent a super nintendo game at the corner game shop... $2.50... $5.00 all together... and she refused to pay my brother when he did everything... i fucked off... i never went back over there either...

they all loved me, but thats my bro and fuck that shit... i love him more than them any day

i once got my house burglarized, and when i called the cops, they found a bowl behind a lamp in a room i told them wasnt touched...

i once was arrested and the guy was never even looked for when i knew who it was....

i once had my exwife leave and take my 3 kids...

i once knew heartache... not at the ex... just the kids.. i hated that bitch...

i once almost died from stress induced ulcers because of her....

i once lost 40 lbs in two weeks and spent another 2 weeks in the hospital....

i once had a myspace...

i once met the most wonderful woman ever on there...

i once thanked every higher power every day for love at first sight and the ability to recognize it when it came along....

i once never regretted being arrested...

i finally... for once... was happy...