I Need Advice About A Threesome?

now that u mention yea i fed her and i bought her rolls so fuck i did have to buy it LOL

hahaha, yeah...... it always turns out that way.... sucks being the guy don't it.

Heehee.

Don't you guys go acting all surprised now.shock:

If you were dating a flat chested woman and she asked you if she were enough for you ; what would you say?

"most guys would say no babe any more than a handful is a waste."

Is it lying or is it being compassionate because you don't want to hurt your partner?

Thtas my point.

sgtpeppr said:

I would think going the other way would be better..Tell her you smaller, then whip out something bigger. Element of surprise. I would think telling her it is bigger then having something smaller would convince her you are a liar and risk losing the opportunity all together.

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That's not quite a lie- it's something that if lied about doesn't hurt anybody- it's not cheating or deceiving, just trying to preserve feelings for a completly unselfish reason.

Exacty what I meant. I believe in being truthful and honest especially with the one you are sharing your life with BUT there's honestly and then there is going for the 'jugglar.'

I think both men and women are probably equally guilty of not being entirely truthful to their partners but hopefully most of it is done from being compassionate and nothing more.

If I was brutally honest with my hubby I am sure he would be crushed about some stuff and vice versa.

imajoker said:

That's not quite a lie- it's something that if lied about doesn't hurt anybody- it's not cheating or deceiving, just trying to preserve feelings for a completly unselfish reason.

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I measure from my anus to the tip of my KAK... LOL...

iloveyou

some of my stats..

10 inches
tastes like hubba bubba
pisses liquid gold every 28 days for 7 days straight

On a more serious tip..

I have 3 sizes...

yeah three sizes.. depends on the foreplay..

and the range is really scary..

There is the one fister... that's the little girthy KAK.... he shows up on the scene 1- 4 times a day.... not really a SEX hard on.. all though he can get the job done, he's hard and can come... quick too..... he is called the one fister cause he just pokes the head out with one fist....

then there is the standard two fister... he is a mean SOB... border line hurts cause he is so swollen.... big head.. and HARD and ready for action.. he wants to be called STANLEY as in the power tool... in his past life, he was a pneumatic nail gun.. and putting in railings was his specialty... he shows up at least once a day.. he is called the 2 fister cause his head still sticks out when he has two fist wrapped around him (right pinky to left thumb)

then there is the 3 fister.... he shows up about once a month and at all special parties and functions... he is a real show stopper... he shows up for first dates, threesomes and photo shoots.... he can have 3 fist around him and still has the head sticking out.. he is thick as a mofo... when he goes limp he is still nearly 2 fists... yes, he can hurt a bit, he can be extremely hard... he like to be sat on.... a real spectacle.. even I am stunned when I see him.... and I have seen him many many times...

true.... yes it is

iloveyou

Garden Knowm said:

...he wants to be called STANLEY as in the power tool... in his past life, he was a pneumatic nail gun.. and putting in railings was his specialty... he shows up at least once a day.. he is called the 2 fister cause his head still sticks out when he has two fist wrapped around him (right pinky to left thumb)

then there is the 3 fister.... he shows up about once a month and at all special parties and functions... he is a real show stopper... he shows up for first dates, threesomes and photo shoots.... he can have 3 fist around him and still has the head sticking out.. he is thick as a mofo... when he goes limp he is still nearly 2 fists... yes, he can hurt a bit, he can be extremely hard... he like to be sat on.... a real spectacle.. even I am stunned when I see him.... and I have seen him many many times...

true.... yes it is

iloveyou

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forget SeeMoreBuds, I wanna meet Stanley...lol

Actually, I think I'm kinda scared...

But yeah, it's official, I love you

I don't wanna see manly Stanley thanks

Yikes! That is scary!

Apparently Stanley is on "see More Buds."

Its the sequel


"See More Stanley "

Wikidbchofthewst said:

forget SeeMoreBuds, I wanna meet Stanley...lol

Actually, I think I'm kinda scared...

But yeah, it's official, I love you

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Lacy said:

"See More Stanley "

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lol

hhaahahah nice

LMFAO, Lacy, you fucking kill me sometimes. And now I'm imagining an entire book, just like the SeeMoreBuds book, only it's day by day journal with pics of his KAK...

I just love how his dick has a past life seperate from him.

Ok, new question, same thread...I guess if I don't get any answers I'll start a different one....

Anyways, I got this message on myspace, from this girl I don't know, asking me if I worked somewhere before (somewhere I WORKED). So I check out her profile, and I definately don't know her.

Then I check out her pics, and she's got two pics of herself with one of my X's. So I respond telling her I don't know her, but I recognize HIM. And she answers me back saying "Oh, he sent you that message, I'll let him know you responded when he gets home..."

Why the fuck is my x, who I haven't spoken to in....er....a few YEARS, hitting me up, through his GF's myspace? Any ideas?

I have the same thing happen with my ex but he doesn't get his girlfriend to email.

I haven't seen the guy in about 20 some odd years but every couple of years he calls me to see if I am still with my guy or if I want to get together with him.

I don't get it either. He has been married and divorced twice and is still calling me.

Maybe now that he has a gurl he is trying to mess with your head or maybe he has other things in mind. Who know with guys????They never talk about shit. You gotta guess with them. Not that I'm sexist or anything

Wikidbchofthewst said:

Ok, new question, same thread...I guess if I don't get any answers I'll start a different one....

Anyways, I got this message on myspace, from this girl I don't know, asking me if I worked somewhere before (somewhere I WORKED). So I check out her profile, and I definately don't know her.

Then I check out her pics, and she's got two pics of herself with one of my X's. So I respond telling her I don't know her, but I recognize HIM. And she answers me back saying "Oh, he sent you that message, I'll let him know you responded when he gets home..."

Why the fuck is my x, who I haven't spoken to in....er....a few YEARS, hitting me up, through his GF's myspace? Any ideas?

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Well, when I was with him, I had some bad habits. When I quit those bad habits, he didn't, and he actually TRIED to get me to back slide into that shit again. So I quit him too. We haven't spoken since...

EDIT: he was one of those really high maintanence guys, you know, needs a lot of ego stroking and reassurance...really jealous too. I don't think I have the patience to put up with his shit now. When we were together I was used to it...but I haven't had to put up with shit like that since him, so I'm out of practice!

Yeah Mine too. He was really into doing coke and I just can't take that stuff and he was constantly trying to get me to do some.
Then he would want to do these really kinky things.
Don't get me wrong; I'm all down for getting freaky but this guy wanted to video tape it and take pics of me doing certain things to me. I really wasn't comfrotable with that ESPECIALLY when i found out he had them in a locker at his work.

I couldn't believe it. That took me a while to get over and forgive.

But I have to say he was umm...good.... umm...great... in other ways.
Shallow as this sounds I think thats why I stayed with him.

Yeah thats shallow.

Wikidbchofthewst said:

Well, when I was with him, I had some bad habits. When I quit those bad habits, he didn't, and he actually TRIED to get me to back slide into that shit again. So I quit him too. We haven't spoken since...

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Oh this guy was really jealous also. He would follow me around to make sure I was going where I said I was going. Thats just ridiculous. It gave me the creeps.
He woudn't let me have any male friends. Not that I had a lot of them.
Thats cray stuff

lmao, how wierd, because THIS is the x who I've always said was the best in bed. He could go for HOURS if he wanted...

*closes my eyes and covers my ears* LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!

Sorry, it's not a good idea to start thinking about that kinda crap before I talk to him. It might weaken my resolve. I dunno what he wants yet, but I was never really good at saying no to him (until the end that is...)

Do you need some of Shook's wise input?

Of course! You're a guy, you might actually have some insight here. Seriously, I need more guys answers, cuz guys know how guys think (don't they?). Why is this guy hitting me up out of the blue all of a sudden, through some other chick's myspace?