I need a cool name for my puppy.

Weedy McWeedpants.

You know that labs need to run at least 5 miles a day right?

Snicklefritz.

Trousers said:

Weedy McWeedpants.

You know that labs need to run at least 5 miles a day right?

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Snicklefritz! LMAO! I like that!

&... very! true
BEWARE!! You have to be willing to put in lots of time into channeling & directing their energy...or the pooch will take it upon itself & will usually use it all on whatever he/she sees fit. That means pretty much anything & everything. Being a "Sporting Dog" means they have a very high need to be exercised.

Why don't you name her "Stay" , when you call her "Hey come here Stay, Stay,come here".

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what about ... Rapist.... too insensitive?

puffdatchronic said:

what about ... Rapist.... too insensitive?

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howabout douche bag ? .....cough,cough....^^^^^^

slowbus said:

howabout douche bag ? .....cough,cough....^^^^^^

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Douche bag cough cough would never be practical.. how about suck my left nut...wink wink..

Poke or grinder? Shah?

Thanks for all the replies, keep 'um coming. I could have mentioned that this we be my 3rd Lab puppy, but thanks for the advice. So many bad owners, we're also looking into Lab rescue's.

rescues prepare for some of them to be trouble.

Lenny Scroggins said:

I soon will be acquiring a female yellow lab puppy, almost white. I would like a clever or witty name that has something to do with cannabis, but not too obvious. Anybody have any ideas? Doesn't have to be cannabis related, maybe a catchy name related to her color or just a great name for a dog. Thanks, fellow medicators.

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...my friend's dog is named "diogee". No kidding

http://www.leafly.com/explore Take your pick

tuna, thats.my old iguanas name

Bubbles? cn

or smokey,
possibly could just call him D.O.G come here dog. rofl

Blondie, Shithead, Fido, or Fucker.

I saw a pitbull named fucker. It was funny as hell when he'd get out "Fucker, get your ass back here, NOW." When he was good "Oh, good fucker!" The neighbors didn't like it. I think it's cuz their kids always yelled "Hi Fucker!" (True story.)

bear, bud, poopy puppy there all good. remember there are no bad dogs only bad owners, also note: the only time you get to choose a family member is when you get a puppy!!! peace brothers and sisters

cancer survivor said:

bear, bud, poopy puppy there all good. remember there are no bad dogs only bad owners, also note: the only time you get to choose a family member is when you get a puppy!!! peace brothers and sisters

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