I just ordered the Whizzinator

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johnnypotseed88

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Today at 6:00 AM I woke up, drove right away over to my clean urine donor's house, because he was leaving for work at 6:30 AM and I wanted a fresh sample, not a sample from last night when I could have easily got one. Anyways I had him put the sample in a 4.5 fl oz enama bottle that squirts and has a cap and twist off top. He filled it all the way (later on I was very grateful). I then went straight back to my house, shit, shower, shave. Then I heated the sample up with my cars heating vents once I got to the parking lot of the test site. I then took readings with my theromstat which I brought with me. Once it read 98.4 I screwed the cap on, jammed it down my underwear and headed right it. The reason for being in a hurry is because I knew once I read the urine tempearture at 98.4, I had roughly 30 minutes to get the sample read even with it hugging my crotch and body heat. I went in and luckily there were only 3 people ahead of me, so after roughly 20-25 minutes my name was called and I did my thing. The reason I was grateful my donor filled it all the way is because I had almost 4.5 fl oz and I probably had .5 fl oz to spare, in order to fill the test cup up to the line the nurse told me to. Then I put a couple of drops on the tiolet seat and put the rest like 1/2 a fl oz of urine into the tiolet bowl also for authenticy. After that I simply put the bottle in my pocket and walked out like a piece of cake. I know the tempeature after 20-25 minutes was still probably above 94 degrees, say the sample lost 1 degree every 5 minutes. Also because the nurse probably would have had me do another sample if the tempearture wasn't accurate.
 
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i tend to not be so concerned about job related piss tests, have passed 3 and smoked the day of all of them, i always just make sure i have an emergency one hour flush from gnc, i even passed a probabtion piss test with the guy watching and he made sure it was me pissing, it's guaranteed in alot of states, not mine however, you don't have to worry about anything...however...this is only for PO related tests, my friend had the wizzinator while on probation for 2 years, he smoked everyday, and just used the wizzinator, he had 6 months left when after a piss test, they mouth swabbed him, when he failed that and passed the piss test, they searched his place found the wizzinator, and his other stuff...they hit him with attempting to defraud a government something or other, turned out to be really serious...he's in jail now...but most companies only do piss tests cuz they are very cheap, and usually you go to places with nurses, not nearly as invasive as POs lots of ways to pass
 
Seamaiden

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mjetta said:
So i just got a call saying i will have to take a UA for an awesome job im trying to get

I called whizzinator and they said they can have it to me by tommorow noon, because the test needs to be completed within 48 hours

I will try to keep updating you guys on the progress, ive been curious to see if this actually really works once and for all, and the only person's word i trust is myself.

so wish me luck guys, i feel pretty confident:mrgreen:
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Rotsa ruck! :D
 
gogrow

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last test i took when on probation; the guy my po tested before me had one, and got caught... i heard my po outside laughing saying "what do i put down for this, he had a fake dick?" i couldnt help myself from starting a conversation with her about it... says it was obvious... but if it is for a job they shouldnt be all up in your nuts like the probation office.. good luck and let us know; hell post a pic of your new dick... always wondered how real they look and operate...
 
mjetta

mjetta

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Ok so i took it. setting everything up was easy enough, but the warmers they include dont really work AT ALL. i ended up using a hand warmer i had laying around to warm the urine. I about shit myself cause i didnt think it was gonna be warm enough.

I was so dman nervous going in there because i thought the nurse was gonna say, this sample is too cold. but by some miracle it warmed up to the right temperature by the time i had to pee. The sound when opening it wasnt bad at all, a little cough or shuffle will cover it up. like i said the temp came out perfect and nurse didnt even really look a the thermometer.

The pee looked perfectly real, and since i passed the temp test, everything should be good from here, at least according the whizzinator website, but i guess we'll see:-?. Anyway, I will post pics of it when i get back from work.

P.S

The whizzinator fits well enough and no one can tell you have it on. (although you do tend to get paranoid.) but the thing makes you feel like a sumo wrestler wearing it, the damn straps ride up your ass the whole time, it was a relief to get it off:blsmoke:
 
doctorD

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I have a test in the future and hope this thing works. What did you pay and what did you get?
 
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Chewwy1234

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johnnypotseed88 said:
Most pre-employment UA, they don't watch you. Listen and learn guys I've done this alot. They'll have you remove your shoes, you'll take everything out of your pockets and if your wearing a hat you'll have to take that off. The cheapt and effective solution? Buy a 4.5 fl oz enama bottle, empty out the solution thoroughly so no residue is still inside the bottle. Then insert clean urine, half way is fine. After that use a home thermometer to take the tempearture, get the urine to around 98 degrees right before you stick it in your underwear. Most test sites require a urine tempearture between 90-100 degrees by the time the nurse or whoever reads it. If you take 2-3 oz of urine at 98 degrees and stick it in your underwear really up close and personal in your business, that bottle will lose around 1 degree every 4-5 minutes, so figure you have a 30 minute window from the time the bottle is 98 degrees till the nurse reads it to stay above 90 degrees. Ok, your wondering, how do i do this? The simple way is to drive to the test site, but don't take your papers in that get filled out. Go into the lobby and see how many people are waiting in there and as best as you can guess from the time you walk into the lobby until your sample gets read. You need to then say you forgot your papers in the car (to avoid suspicsion of coming in and leaving), then use the heating vents on the dash in the car to heat the urine up to 98 degrees. Take the home therometer with you so you can get a reading right there in the car. Ok, lets say it now reads 105 degrees and you got it too hot? Easy you the A/C, keep doing this with the heat and A/C to get it to 98 degrees. The second the therometer says 98 degrees, stick the bottle down in your underwear and head in with your papers like all you did was go out to the car to fetch them, you now have 30 minutes to get your sample read by a nurse so the temp is above 90. When you go in, take the bottle out, take the cap off and squeeze the urine out so it sounds like your pissing. Then finish with the real thing in the tiolet for more assurance of being realistic.
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I have done this exact same thing several times,it works 100%,it will not work for probation though they watch.
 
gogrow

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Chewwy1234 said:
I have done this exact same thing several times,it works 100%,it will not work for probation though they watch.
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just tell em you really need to shit... convince them its gonna go one way or the other and then just drop trowel, plop down and commence to blowing up the bowl..... they dont watch then...:mrgreen: make it uncomfortable for them fuckers too:mrgreen::mrgreen:... i was clean, i just wanted to piss em off:blsmoke:
 
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thephantompain1990

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gogrow said:
just tell em you really need to shit... convince them its gonna go one way or the other and then just drop trowel, plop down and commence to blowing up the bowl..... they dont watch then...:mrgreen: make it uncomfortable for them fuckers too:mrgreen::mrgreen:... i was clean, i just wanted to piss em off:blsmoke:
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i laughed for a good 20 minutes. im not even high. isnt the rep button broken?
 
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Benassi

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I just used Quick Fix... Artificial piss that just comes in a little flask-like bottle with a temp strip and a heat pad...

Microwave it for 10 seconds for initial heat... Wait for it to get to ~98.... Put on warming pad... Tape upside down to inner thigh... Go pee!
 
gogrow

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icepik1234 said:
i laughed for a good 20 minutes. im not even high. isnt the rep button broken?
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its been almost two years, but it still makes me laugh my ass off.... the poor bastard wasnt even my PO; i had a chick, so he had to come in with me.... after a minute of standing there; i asked him if i could sit down, cause i "really need to shit"... he says "you're fuckin kiddin me"... gave him my lil speech and hes like "if you fucking HAVE to"... i had been on this wonderful detox that completely strips toxins from your body.. evidently by giving you explosive diarhea:cry:... as soon as i started my part, he quit his... turned his back to me and walked to the door, accompanied by "this is some fuckin bullshit"... told him i was done, he turned around and i stand up and bend over like a old man to wipe my ass; and my face looked exactly like this:mrgreen:; he told me i passed and got the fuck out of there....fuck the PO:mrgreen:kiss-ass
 
Yeah

Yeah

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gogrow said:
its been almost two years, but it still makes me laugh my ass off.... the poor bastard wasnt even my PO; i had a chick, so he had to come in with me.... after a minute of standing there; i asked him if i could sit down, cause i "really need to shit"... he says "you're fuckin kiddin me"... gave him my lil speech and hes like "if you fucking HAVE to"... i had been on this wonderful detox that completely strips toxins from your body.. evidently by giving you explosive diarhea:cry:... as soon as i started my part, he quit his... turned his back to me and walked to the door, accompanied by "this is some fuckin bullshit"... told him i was done, he turned around and i stand up and bend over like a old man to wipe my ass; and my face looked exactly like this:mrgreen:; he told me i passed and got the fuck out of there....fuck the PO:mrgreen:kiss-ass
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I almost had explosive diarhea after ready that. Funny shit!(pun intended) :D
 
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thephantompain1990

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haha that thing is awesome i may just get one to walk around with...fill it with water and freak some people out...its an easy way to get out of a fight...no one will come near you if you just start pissing everywhere
 
Yeah

Yeah

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I think I'm gonna order a black one just to mess with some of the local hoochies. LOL That'd be classic.
 
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thephantompain1990

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Yeah said:
I think I'm gonna order a black one just to mess with some of the local hoochies. LOL That'd be classic.
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ive done this before with a black dildo before. it was alot bigger but it didnt have the nice effect of pissing all over the place when people didnt believe it was real
 
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