I heart my nuts

I fucking LOVE the smell of my nuts after a good workout! Actually, I love the smell of my nuts AT ALL TIMES! If my nuts magically appeared above my lip and below my nares, LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE!

Wow.What I wanna know is...do your nuts smell so strong after a workout that the fumes waft up your nostrils, or do you have to put a leg behind your head like a cat and get down there?

damn, mind as well just put a warhead under ur nose

Wow.What I wanna know is...do your nuts smell so strong after a worjout that the fumes waft up your nostrils, or do you have to put a leg behind your head like a cat and get down there?

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I collect the fragrance with my hand and usually yield around 5 minutes of aroma.

hahahahaha

I imagine all sweaty balls smell the same. So you must like the smell of other mens balls too eh? I'm not implying you gay, but...

Ok then.(note to self:Never accept food prepared by Khemi.)

Khemi said:

I collect the fragrance with my hand and usually yield around 5 minutes of aroma.

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Hopefully they don't smell like mine after work(or anytime for that matter) because even I find that offensive.

maybe it's my diet. I have had random people comment on the delightful smell of my testes. It may be the heavy consumption of pomegranate.

ive heard of this disease before!! its called ballsmellophenriac. its accompanied with a mild case of weird and a slightly more severe case of the help mees. i have a doc you can call if you want the #. my buddy had this disease, it tore apart his family.

He comes HIGHLY recommended.

that cat would eat that duck if it was of proper proportions

Doesn't have to be.I watched my cat drag a massive turkey down in the field by my house.

The Son of Man said:

that cat would eat that duck if it was of proper proportions

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one of my dirty guy friends tells me storys how he would make girls suck his wang after a long day of roofing.
it was like a game to him.... repulsive but funny

peacemane420 said:

one of my dirty guy friends tells me storys how he would make girls suck his wang after a long day of roofing.
it was like a game to him.... repulsive but funny

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that is total bullshit---day old sweaty balls smell like your hand after the toilet paper breaks mid rub and there's no way someone would put that in their mouth.

the son of man said:

after the toilet paper breaks mid rub

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lmfao!!!!!!!!

The Son of Man said:

that is total bullshit---day old sweaty balls smell like your hand after the toilet paper breaks mid rub and there's no way someone would put that in their mouth.

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not sure about that one.. i know a girl who likes going ass to mouth.

no man im serious.
he does some nasty bitches
lol its funny

Fuck.Hope he gets a girl who treats it like a ketchup bottle that has an air bubble. I wash before any kind of sexual activity, it's just common courtesy.

peacemane420 said:

one of my dirty guy friends tells me storys how he would make girls suck his wang after a long day of roofing.
it was like a game to him.... repulsive but funny

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Stoney McFried said:

Fuck.Hope he gets a girl who treats it like a ketchup bottle that has an air bubble. I wash before any kind of sexual activity, it's just common courtesy.

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WORD!