I have to stop smoking pot

Last time I had to take a pee test, I bought some detox drink and then I ate some asparagus.

It was pretty funny, the nurse looked at my pee (bright green) and could smell it thru the plastic jar.

I passed

LMAO!!!! How about some Peridium tabs? That's the stuff you take when you have a UTI (bladder infection) and it turns your pee a very bright red-orange. I probably wouldn't get the job cause they would think I had a disease.

WTF is with people... every single thread everyone still goes on about detox drinks. They're BULLSHIT. LEARN ALREADY AND BUY SYNTHETIC PISS. Keep smoking, use fake piss.

Or actually ya know what? Take the detox and fuck your job up... surrounded by Einsteins.

Eh you don't know what you don't know. Plus the detox drink makers tend to make their drinks look more legit by doing thing such as guaranteeing that you'll pass, but what they don't tell you is that they guarantee you'll pass a nicotine screening. They can't legally sell products to pass drug tests for illegal drugs. That's why the company that sold the Whizzinator got shut down, they were advertising that it helped pass drug tests such as the ones given by the DOT to truck drivers.

That's good stuff Foreverstoned. I've never really considered how stupid it is to sell something like the whizinator and advertise that it's for beating a drug test. Geez Louise, stoners can be soooooooo dumb sometimes.

Well I decided that with the great advice I've gotten on this thread, I'd just wait a bit on quitting; 3 nights had me nervous about going to bed - until I decided I was going to smoke some tonight. Well that was 30 minutes ago and I'm really mellow and getting sleepy now. Nite all!