I have the crabs, ( pubic lice ).

don't need the doctor, go to drug store and get a shampoo A200 its for crabs

I got rid of them.

I got them waxed off.

painful but it worked.

my balls are like red snooker balls but a lot hotter.

Gasoline and steel wool works.

I remember back in highschool, we had unisex gym classes.
We were sitting on the poolside as the teachers took attendance.

The woman gym teacher saw the girl next to me fully clothed.
"Liz, why aren't you going in the pool today? Are you having your period?"
Liz answered back, " no, I got the crabs".
The gym teacher moved on to the next student.

My balls itch did this happen to anyone else while reading this thread

Keep the females for some she crab soup !!!!!!!!!!!

When i was in high school long ago, the most popular guy knocked up this ugly chic and denied it said she was a slut, her name was Jennifer, but every body started to call her crabs..Ive tried to feel bad about that but I just cant.

I hear a morsel of regret Ching..

Windex, bleach, or H2O2 should do the trick? How about duct tape?

Forget about all of the bullshit that's been said. Go to the drug store and get a bottle of Rid X ,I'm almost certain that's what it's called. I had crabs one time and it was over 40 years ago,,( dating a girl who had alot of boyfriends) but the shit worked. After using the rid ex you need to run a comb through your pubic hair to get rid of the dead bodies. .

a comb for my pubic hair, what pubic hair all I have is something that looks like road rash.

Just get a Brazilian nothing could survive that, not even herpies

she didnt suck hard enough if she left some...that rash isnt the crabs..the crabs had crab-ghonnorea! its spreading..

she didnt suck hard enough if she left some...that rash isnt the crabs..the crabs had crab-ghonnorea! its spreading..

^^^was even funny the second time I read it

next time put butter or cocktail sauce on your dick..shell finish the "seafood platter" hopefully.

Spacebo!

Just go to the local pharmacy and get some lice shampoo and nit brush. Nothing to it.