I have information about drug testing.

How much information do you know about drug testing?

  • Alot, in fact I'm a genius.

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • A little/none at all.

    Votes: 3 60.0%

  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .

jme5674

Active Member
Is it possible to beat a hair test?

What really sucks about this is almost all drugs that are tested for are eliminated within hours or days except for thc metabolites. kind of a raw deal that Joe Crackhead can pass 3 days after his last puff but I couldn't. I know this is old complaining, but I'm going through this with pre-employment screenings coming up. Rant done.
 

DrugTesterPhleb

New Member
Is it possible to beat a hair test?

What really sucks about this is almost all drugs that are tested for are eliminated within hours or days except for thc metabolites. kind of a raw deal that Joe Crackhead can pass 3 days after his last puff but I couldn't. I know this is old complaining, but I'm going through this with pre-employment screenings coming up. Rant done.
Actually all normal drugs except LSD can stay up to 12 months in toenails. LSD can only be detected through blood test and it can only look back 3 days.
 

anzohaze

Well-Known Member
Is it possible to beat a hair test?

What really sucks about this is almost all drugs that are tested for are eliminated within hours or days except for thc metabolites. kind of a raw deal that Joe Crackhead can pass 3 days after his last puff but I couldn't. I know this is old complaining, but I'm going through this with pre-employment screenings coming up. Rant done.
Yes all day long you can pass a hair test.. i have passed many on many occasions. And he uses a pretty big sheet. He test for more then the 5 things. He test paper analysis is. 2 pages long and it tells you how many miligrams etc. Yes all day you can pass a hair test. Buy the shampoo wash the fuck out your hair, add conditioner to resoften, and wear a new shirt to not contaminate your self and there you go if you want a product name I can give it t you
 

DrugTesterPhleb

New Member
Yes all day long you can pass a hair test.. i have passed many on many occasions. And he uses a pretty big sheet. He test for more then the 5 things. He test paper analysis is. 2 pages long and it tells you how many miligrams etc. Yes all day you can pass a hair test. Buy the shampoo wash the fuck out your hair, add conditioner to resoften, and wear a new shirt to not contaminate your self and there you go if you want a product name I can give it t you
Just make sure it's head hair. Other hair I'd just shave off so they must use head hair.
 

GrowUrOwnDank

Well-Known Member
Ok dude. I screw around in the RIU a lot. But. Serious Q.

Say a dude was gonna change jobs/careers but he has to be 100% clean. Alcohol and weed.

What is the fastest and easiest way to get all the residual THC out of your system?

Diet and exercise is a given. Any other methods?
 

DrugTesterPhleb

New Member
So you smoke and at the same time help ruin other smokers lives...... I guess cop isn't the right word
I don't help ruin their lives. If they were dumb enough to get caught after willingly coming into my lab that's not my fault. Even if marijuana gets legalized across the nation employers still have the right to test and you can't take that away from them. I'm not getting all political but if you want the right to smoke they get the right to hire who they want. Also children are no exception to drug use. If someone use is causing danger to a child I think they deserve to be locked up. Same with alcohol. I don't go out and track people down to test them. They come to me. I am very lenient in my lab except if someone is not even trying to get by me. If I catch someone at my lab it's because they thought I fly be stupid enough to not do what I'm required by law to do. Too many of them don't even get their own instant test before coming in to me. They just wing it. If you have the freedom to smoke then you should at least know the risks and responsibilities that go along with it. Any long time smoker would know that difference.
 

woody333333

Well-Known Member
I don't help ruin their lives. If they were dumb enough to get caught after willingly coming into my lab that's not my fault. Even if marijuana gets legalized across the nation employers still have the right to test and you can't take that away from them. I'm not getting all political but if you want the right to smoke they get the right to hire who they want. Also children are no exception to drug use. If someone use is causing danger to a child I think they deserve to be locked up. Same with alcohol. I don't go out and track people down to test them. They come to me. I am very lenient in my lab except if someone is not even trying to get by me. If I catch someone at my lab it's because they thought I fly be stupid enough to not do what I'm required by law to do. Too many of them don't even get their own instant test before coming in to me. They just wing it. If you have the freedom to smoke then you should at least know the risks and responsibilities that go along with it. Any long time smoker would know that difference.
That help ya sleep at night? There's a war and you're the enemy..... Blaming your victims doesn't change that
 

DrugTesterPhleb

New Member
That help ya sleep at night? There's a war and you're the enemy..... Blaming your victims doesn't change that
I believe this forum wasn't about arguing with people. I'm here to share my knowledge so people will know about the other side of things. Even if I quit what I was doing it wouldn't make a difference. They would be sent to another lab and prob have false positives. There's a case going on where I live where a collector from dallas made someone lose custody of their children because he said they were positive for cocaine and Marijuana when they immediately came to my lab to be tested and they were negative. My results are way more accurate than theirs so I saved that person's family. Like I said I'm not here to fight. I just want people to have the fairness that they deserve.
 

Moldy

Well-Known Member
I'm glad I'm retired so I don't have to go through this shit. However you never know when they'll start testing us retirees before we get our SS checks. Many Congressmen have dreamed of this.
 

DrugTesterPhleb

New Member
I'm glad I'm retired so I don't have to go through this shit. However you never know when they'll start testing us retirees before we get our SS checks. Many Congressmen have dreamed of this.
Lol you worked for your ss check. That would be stupid to test you and take it away. Literally it's your money that was put away for yourself.
 

Moldy

Well-Known Member
Lol you worked for your ss check. That would be stupid to test you and take it away. Literally it's your money that was put away for yourself.
Yeah, I know that it's "my" money but until it's in my bank account I don't take nothing for granted knowing that the dark forces are continually trying to get their hands on that big chunk of money.
 
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