I hate paranoid little bitches

SAmisery

Well-Known Member
Every time i invite my friend over to come smoke a blunt he'll be down to come over but he's overly obsessive about getting caught. He washes his hands and ask if his breath smells, makes me mad... I just hit him
 

WSLaker

Active Member
i totally feel you on that everytime i'm smoking with friends they get all paranoid and i'm just like chill out i personally feel that if you get paranoid and sketched out you shouldn't be smoking weed in the first place but thats just my opinion does anyone else wanna back me on that?
 

whoLeBaked

Active Member
oh WSLaker i totally got you
i just toked with a few kids from a friend of mine's school and theyre attitude just made me mad that they called themselves stoners
some of them were overly paranoid and really stingy about packing bowls
others just sold to some first timers at prices way higher than normal
so not legit.
 

jfgordon1

Well-Known Member
yah... i no wat u guys mean... it gets annoying..
but i get paranoid sometimes when me n my friends roady.. if they start doin stupid shit
i think i hav a pretty good case for being paranoid tho
 

KushKing949

New Member
i totally feel you on that everytime i'm smoking with friends they get all paranoid and i'm just like chill out i personally feel that if you get paranoid and sketched out you shouldn't be smoking weed in the first place but thats just my opinion does anyone else wanna back me on that?

soo tru......... i hate paranoid peeps
 

Bookworm

Well-Known Member
I like to be somewhat paranoid, but some people are just way too over the top. Which is why I'll go off by myself about half the time. it's just easier sometimes.
 

smartsoverambition

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no need to be paranoid unless u've got a shitload on u or something u dont want the cops 2 kno about, if u're smoking with me and we have no weight, just sitting outside smoking a blunt, and i KNOW u dnt have shit on u or no outstanding warrants and u get paranod, i'm going to go insode come out with a pitcher of koolaid while we drink and watch ur paranoid ass get all sweaty and u're throat gets dry, when u ask 4 sum ima laugh and tell everyone 2 come insdie and get somethign 2 eat while ur outside not enjoying weed cuz ur a pussy thinking u're gonna go 2 club fed 4 beign high, then we're gonna come fuck with u saying "shit trolls coming round the corner!" and jus laugh

moral of the story "DONT BE A PUSSY AND ENJOY THE WEED!!!"
 

SAmisery

Well-Known Member
no need to be paranoid unless u've got a shitload on u or something u dont want the cops 2 kno about, if u're smoking with me and we have no weight, just sitting outside smoking a blunt, and i KNOW u dnt have shit on u or no outstanding warrants and u get paranod, i'm going to go insode come out with a pitcher of koolaid while we drink and watch ur paranoid ass get all sweaty and u're throat gets dry, when u ask 4 sum ima laugh and tell everyone 2 come insdie and get somethign 2 eat while ur outside not enjoying weed cuz ur a pussy thinking u're gonna go 2 club fed 4 beign high, then we're gonna come fuck with u saying "shit trolls coming round the corner!" and jus laugh

moral of the story "DONT BE A PUSSY AND ENJOY THE WEED!!!"
Damn dude what went through your head when you wrote this??? You just jumped and decided to write a lot?:eyesmoke:
 

BongJuice

Well-Known Member
WTF is there to be paranoid about........It's only weed!!!

Sounds like your friend needs to to hit the ditch list.
 

smartsoverambition

Well-Known Member
Damn dude what went through your head when you wrote this??? You just jumped and decided to write a lot?:eyesmoke:
actually i just dealt with a paranoid, dude they brought him over and said he wuz cool, he wasn't, he didn't get any kool-aid but he said he didn't wanna walk home high, so i had 2 drive him never smoking with him again
 

mahlye

Well-Known Member
hes just not high enough LMAO
your avatar is really fucking hilarious bro! that made me laugh.

I'm so chill and relaxed when I smoke. I don't understand people who get paranoid like that...I'm always just telling them to take it easy and that they have nothing to worry about. I just don't care about anything when I'm really high lol
 

stunned

Green Thumb of God
I'm just too mellow to be paranoid. I've talked to the cops high as hell with an ounce in my pocket without thinking twice. I'm safe and smart about what I do so I have nothing to worry about.
 
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