I hate Nuns

Commander Strax

Commander Strax

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I have no clue why, I am not Catholic, I did not go to Catholic school, But when I see a Nun I just feel very negitive.

Do you hate Nuns too??
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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You have good instincts my man. Nuns can't be trusted. The Vatican uses them to move cash around that they are laundering for criminals. My sister's a nun. She told me all about it.

true story: went to sunday school. Nun teaching it was a rabid, right-wing lunatic who used to ramble endlessly on about how St. Ronald (Reagan) was the Second Coming. Very scarey stuff kiddies. I was/am scarred for life.

Nuns are bad luck. Like a hat on a bed. Stay away from them. I do. Though i do have this strange fantasy about deflowering one. Not an old, dry one though, a young , hot one. but, hey, that's just me
 
mudminer

mudminer

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killemsoftly said:
You have good instincts my man. Nuns can't be trusted. The Vatican uses them to move cash around that they are laundering for criminals. My sister's a nun. She told me all about it.

true story: went to sunday school. Nun teaching it was a rabid, right-wing lunatic who used to ramble endlessly on about how St. Ronald (Reagan) was the Second Coming. Very scarey stuff kiddies. I was/am scarred for life.

Nuns are bad luck. Like a hat on a bed. Stay away from them. I do. Though i do have this strange fantasy about deflowering one. Not an old, dry one though, a young , hot one. but, hey, that's just me
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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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killemsoftly said:
You have good instincts my man. Nuns can't be trusted. The Vatican uses them to move cash around that they are laundering for criminals. My sister's a nun. She told me all about it.

true story: went to sunday school. Nun teaching it was a rabid, right-wing lunatic who used to ramble endlessly on about how St. Ronald (Reagan) was the Second Coming. Very scarey stuff kiddies. I was/am scarred for life.

Nuns are bad luck. Like a hat on a bed. Stay away from them. I do. Though i do have this strange fantasy about deflowering one. Not an old, dry one though, a young , hot one. but, hey, that's just me
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It's okay to kiss a nun, but don't get into the habit ;)
 
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