I got robbed baked

Tonight I was walking home from a friends house after hitting his bong quite a few times with a friend, we were walking home and a couple of puerto ricans were infront of us, they asked for a dollar but we didnt have anything and said sorry dont have anything, we start walking up the street paranoid as fuck and then suddenly one of the kids is behind us asking us were a street was, we didnt know and we knew he was only stalling till we walked passed this guys house (guy was outside doing something) then when we passed the guy a put a knife to my friends neck and stole his phone, we then ran back to my apartment and called the cops and gave a statement baked out of our minds paranoid wed go to jail to, it was a crazy ass night

also the kids got caught and the cops got the phone back but then about an hour later we forgot we contacted our drug dealer and were talking about buying weed in texts so now we are paranoid as fuck about that to

Haha, that sucks. Fucking border jumpers. >.>

rofl, funny thing is im taking a statement inside of my apartment when i have a plant growing in my bedroom windowsil, ahahahahaha

damn, well I would hope the cops were more concerned about stopping violent robbers than trying to pinch someone selling some plant matter

hey u got the phone back
lucky still a knife is not so bad

some xhosa guys put a gun to my head took my phone
and then damn giggled the whole way thru it.

still its better than being beaten by the old gang : the afrikaaners

gangs are for pussies, I wish people would just quit that shit already.

this is why you delete your messages about shit like that every time you send one. Its safer to not even text about that shit. Sorry bout your luck, I hate robbin' ass wetbacks. Ive too been robbed, but by a mexican. When he tried to grab my wallet, I shoved him and took aim with my handgun. he looked like he had shit his pants and started his period.

xxxtyrantxxx said:

this is why you delete your messages about shit like that every time you send one. Its safer to not even text about that shit. Sorry bout your luck, I hate robbin' ass wetbacks. Ive too been robbed, but by a mexican. When he tried to grab my wallet, I shoved him and took aim with my handgun. he looked like he had shit his pants and started his period.

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comments like that wetback bullshit are unnecessary friend..keep it civilized..real talk

TheRachShow said:

Haha, that sucks. Fucking border jumpers. >.>

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What

the

Fuck.



Puerto Ricans are AMERICANS. Puerto Rico is an ISLAND, what border are they gonna jump, huh? Unless, what, they're gonna hit the Dominican Republic, or something?

Ignoramus.

hyphyjoose said:

comments like that wetback bullshit are unnecessary friend..keep it civilized..real talk

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Yeah, no shit!

Btw, Novice, there's no reason for the popo to be going through your phone, so just chill.

Seamaiden said:

What

the

Fuck.



Puerto Ricans are AMERICANS. Puerto Rico is an ISLAND, what border are they gonna jump, huh? Unless, what, they're gonna hit the Dominican Republic, or something?

Ignoramus.

Yeah, no shit!

Btw, Novice, there's no reason for the popo to be going through your phone, so just chill.

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For real.

I'd have thought we'd have at least evolved as a society after stupid bullshit like the Sean Bell horror story and the tragedy of Amadou Diallo.. people are pathetic.

No, we are the United States of Amnesia, and too many high school 'graduates' can't find their own fucking state on the map. We've earned our reputation as a nation of idiots.

Would you believe that I once had to argue a currency exchange charge with my former bank for a check from my grandparents that I deposited? They had no idea P.R. was a territory, let alone that they use the good ol' U.S. greenback, and they charged me $20 to convert to U.S. currency, when the check was WRITTEN ON FUCKING U.S. CURRENCY. Jesus balls out Christ!

def never text a dealer about drugs

Why the fuck did you let them reach into your friends pocket and get his phone?

or did he just hand it over?

Smack that bastard upside his head, knife or not he's gonna fall like a sack of shit..

Get some 'street-smartness.'

ya hearing me dawg?

TheRachShow said:

Haha, that sucks. Fucking border jumpers. >.>

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If you weren't stoned in history class you would of known that Puerto Ricans are American.

BongJuice said:

If you weren't stoned in history class you would of known that Puerto Ricans are American.

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I was stoned during most of high school and I knew that much. Stoned doesn't have an effect on stupid.

Remember, beauty fades away, stupid is forever.

ghengiskhan said:

gangs are for pussies, I wish people would just quit that shit already.

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The truth right there.

I humbly agree with Seamaiden and hyphyjoose, keep all that hate shit out of these forums.

Why the fuck did you let them reach into your friends pocket and get his phone?

or did he just hand it over?

Smack that bastard upside his head, knife or not he's gonna fall like a sack of shit..

Get some 'street-smartness.'

ya hearing me dawg?

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i agree, whats a knife? just coupla stitches if he gets lucky.

that ganja smokers can be racist is just stupid.
the whole reason its illegal is racist.
its like a jazz or blues muso being racist.

without blacks we'd still be listening to fucking oompah bands.

Seamaiden said:

What

the

Fuck.



Puerto Ricans are AMERICANS. Puerto Rico is an ISLAND, what border are they gonna jump, huh? Unless, what, they're gonna hit the Dominican Republic, or something?

Ignoramus.

Yeah, no shit!

Btw, Novice, there's no reason for the popo to be going through your phone, so just chill.

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You obviously never been in trouble with the cops, i dont think ive ever been fucked with by a cop without them looking through my phone,,,they might not have the right but they do it anyways