I don't know which blowjob to pick or should I pick both ?

I drunk dialed two of my friends the other night now one is texting me to come hangout next weekend for drinks at the dive the same day that i am supposed to go see the show with the other I can make it to both but I'm asking for your guys opinion should i pick the dive bar and get my knob slobbed or go to the show and get my wiener felated or both? I can't decide

5 starred.

Yes

Yeah talk one into attending the other event.
The show,
Then the closest dive,
Next ass to mouth all two of em at once

Pinworm said:

I drunk dialed two of my friends the other night now one is texting me to come hangout next weekend for drinks at the dive the same day that i am supposed to go see the show with the other I can make it to both but I'm asking for your guys opinion should i pick the dive bar and get my knob slobbed or go to the show and get my wiener felated or both? I can't decide

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Double book them, one at 8 and one at 10. If the first one doesn't want to come back to your place, tell her that we want different things and send her on her way. If she comes back to your place, just shoot a text to the second one and cancel. If she doesn't, you'll still have a fresh start.

Just make sure your cellphone is on silent, cause if the first one comes back to your place and you forget to text the other, you don't want your phone blowing up incessantly while you’re in the throes of a toe-curling blow-job.

I will pray for you!

Who's playing at this show

Leftover Crack, and some other shitty unknowns. I heard Beng Beng cocktail might show up, but I have no clue. It's supposed to be a "secret show". Or, at least that is what the flyer said.

why are you even asking these newbs. Rock your 40oz.

Balzac89 said:

why are you even asking these newbs. Rock your 40oz.

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here's the new stuff.

I however would rather get my Crack Rock Steady on!!!!!!

HA! fuck yasss. Just made my day.

Pinworm said:

here's the new stuff.

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I can dig it. First time I've heard it. I spend too much time relaxing to reggae these days.

Been a rough past few weeks for me. I could really use two blowjobs in one night.

Pinworm said:

Been a rough past few weeks for me. I could really use two blowjobs in one night.

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Let it be known from this day forth no man shall suffer the indignity of only receiving one blow job.

Balzac89 said:

Let it be known from this day forth no man shall suffer the indignity of only receiving one blow job.

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Preach on sir

Two heads are better than one my friend.

Balzac89 said:

Let it be known from this day forth no man shall suffer the indignity of only receiving one blow job.

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With that platform you could win the presidency! A chicken in every pot and two blowjobs for everyone!

Dumb question man ......if there's a possible way to get two .......that's definately what you do ......