I cant believe i just did that

A friend and I were "kung-fu fighting" and I jumped in the air and he kicked me. Ended up landing flat on my back on the concrete from about 3 feet in the air. Fucked me up good, LoL. Talk about stupid.

i'd been on a train for about five hours and i was quite tired so i went to the restaurant on the station, as i walked in i had my head down sort of looking at the floor just looking up now and again to see where i was going, the counter seemed to be very long so i thought i would walk to the far end,as i walked i noticed a chap walking towards me, i still had my head down and i wasn't really lookin where i was going, this guy was walking directly at me, i thought he will move any second to avoid me, he got about 2 yards away from me and it didn't look like he was gonna move, i thought here we go, i took another step forward and just before i looked up i said "whats your fuckin game" i looked up and realised i was looking at myself in a mirror.
there were people falling off chairs laughing at me, talk about embarressed