I am the Christ- the King- the Messiah- the Lord- the Chosen One- the Savior- the Anointed One! OMG!

ThE sAtIvA hIgH said:

troll troll trolll nothing more to say , and really i was trolled i dont mind admitting , but yeah massive troll .

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Why am I a troll? Is it because I am unemployed and I have all day to post on the internet?

I get bored, so I choose to have conversations on the internet; thats fun to Me. I get bored, so I like to read peoples opinions and I like to state My opinions. I get bored, so I enjoy debating with people. I am currently unemployed, so I get bored and I spend some time blogging on the internet.

What makes Me a troll? I try not to be rude to people and not offend them. I try and be humble, nice, and pleasent when I talk online; like I am in real life.

I am friendly with some of the trolls online. I think some of the trolls are intelligent, amusing, and funny. Not all of the trolls are bad people, they just post on the internet more because they have more time on their hands, apparently. I like some of the trolls here, it gives Me something to read and ponder. Trolls are people too, made in the image and likeness of God.

I just dont see why anyone would consider Me a troll. It must be because I am unemployed and I have more time to blog on the internet. I wouldnt consider Myself a troll, I would consider Myself as a Person that has more time to blog on the internet, compared to people that have jobs.

I am not a troll, I just have more time on My hands to talk to you guys.

~PEACE~

Dislexicmidget2021 said:

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Dude,,you look like a f$#cking fish!

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Talking about the "Jesus fish"!

Good job Dislexicmidget, lol. Im glad to see you posting on here again. You always take the logical position in debates. You also like to be blunt with people.

You should post on RIU more often, I missed you.

~PEACE~

LetsGetCritical said:

why don't you fantasise about being a master marijuana grower? this is of course a marijuana growing website

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I already am a "master marijuana grower". I grew some of the best trees, even the drug dealers were saying that My cannabis was the best herb that they ever smoked. I studied marijuana growing for many years, its really easy once you know the basics. I know more then the basics to cultivating cannabis. I havent really grown herb since like 2008, though, but the marijuana plant is still the same and needs the same lighting, nutes, fresh air, and care. Growing pot is easy to Me, too easy.

If growing cannabis was legal, I would grow tons of herb; but growing pot is illegal in the state that I own My house. Although, the state that I own My house in Maine allows medical marijuana patients to grow. I am not a medical marijuana patient.

All you need is good seeds, good nutes, good lighting, ventilation, and the know how to take care of cannabis: its so easy to grow weed. I am a master marijuana grower if I were to ever do it again.

I know how to grow cannabis, I studied marijuana growing for many years. I know all the tricks of the trade, its too easy.

~PEACE~

yeah its pretty easy. I cant understand all these newbs and their dumb questions

LetsGetCritical said:

yeah its pretty easy. I cant understand all these newbs and their dumb questions

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I know when I was a newb, I had some dumb questions too. I read some growing books and Hightimes magazines, and I asked some dumb questions on RIU. Its better to ask "dumb questions", then to ruin your grow opperation.

I can grow some of the best marijuana if I have the best seeds. After you set up your grow room properly, its just a matter of adding the proper nutrients, to feed your plants. I like hydroponics.

~PEACE~

I never asked a question, because I was already good at growing chilli's and tomatoes and I read a lot

yeah, yeah, pro master mj cultibater. whatever you say

Nevaeh420 said:

I already am a "master marijuana grower". I grew some of the best trees, even the drug dealers were saying that My cannabis was the best herb that they ever smoked. I studied marijuana growing for many years, its really easy once you know the basics. I know more then the basics to cultivating cannabis. I havent really grown herb since like 2008, though, but the marijuana plant is still the same and needs the same lighting, nutes, fresh air, and care. Growing pot is easy to Me, too easy.

If growing cannabis was legal, I would grow tons of herb; but growing pot is illegal in the state that I own My house. Although, the state that I own My house in Maine allows medical marijuana patients to grow. I am not a medical marijuana patient.

All you need is good seeds, good nutes, good lighting, ventilation, and the know how to take care of cannabis: its so easy to grow weed. I am a master marijuana grower if I were to ever do it again.

I know how to grow cannabis, I studied marijuana growing for many years. I know all the tricks of the trade, its too easy.

~PEACE~

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I'm going to have to call bullshit here again.

1. You're christ
2. You tested way above average and have a good mind for engineering
3. You're a Master grower, not just good, the best.

Of these three delusions, I would say you being christ is most likely. I've been growing full time for 5 years, and while it's manageable, it definitely ain't easy. And I'm WAY smarter than you. Pics of your OP and weed, or it didn't happen. Let me guess, you don't have any pics, 'cause the alien took 'em. What a delusional loser...

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This is a very funny picture, lol.

My face just doesnt belong on a beat up, bloody body.

I am too pretty for that, lol.

Good work LetsGetCritical! Feel free to post pictures of My face on any picture, its very funny.

~PEACE~

Skuxx said:

I read the first and last page of the thread you made on theforumsite. Quotes in bold taken from a post of yours on the last page.

"I bet that if every adult in the whole world read what I have written on the internet, a big percent of the entire world would convert to My supreme Spirituality. I bet millions of people would believe in Me, and after some time, billions of people will believe that I have spoken the Truth. Try and debunk anything that I have said. The Bible has over 100 contradictions: where have I contradicted Myself?"

"Maybe some of you cant fathom how profound I am because I am still alive and I dont have many advocates yet. After I die, I will leave My autobiography, My Newest Testament, and I will be the Prophet of this new AGE. You will only find fake "christs" until I come back with a new body at the next AGE; then I will be known, again, for My prophecies."

You're just very self centered, and have a huge ego. You seem to want to be remembered like Jesus of the bible.... Remembered, loved, and even worshiped. Why do you feel the need to want to be so important?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusions_of_grandeur

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
"I will come back at the next AGE, and every AGE; thats how God sends His Savior: AGE to AGE He stands, and time is in His hands! In one translation, Jesus said, "I will be with you always, even until the end of the AGE." So now, technically, its almost the end of the AGE, less then 150 years left before the AGE of Jesus expires, technically. Every new AGE needs a new Christ (but the same Spirit and soul), because people cant handle much more then one AGE at a time. Plus, the Messiah needs to get up to date once more with prophecy, because the prophecy will be fulfilled during that AGE; and newer prophecy will be needed for advancement of the next AGE."

What, are you suddenly some kind of expert in astrological/zodiac stuff since you saw Zeitgeist? That's a shitty video IMO, and has loads of misinformation.

"To Me, My Word is profound or very deep. I am the Enlightened One, on My journey to Nirvana, to felicity. I still have much growing to do, but I am learning every day. One day I will be known as Christ to many many people; whether I am alive or dead like Jesus. I dont need a cult or a following to be the greatest blessing. I can just be Myself and all that will come to Me will come to Me. I can just be Myself, and all will follow. I can just be Myself."

Once again, you're just self absorbed. A "savior" in my opinion would be more focused on doing good things for the world. Not focused on trying to get people on some websites to believe he is the "chosen savior".... Do good works, and let the people decide. You just appear to want popularity, fame and glory....

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i call the way this guy thinks ,, the Santa Claus belief,,,, religion is more bread and butter than that,,meaning,, Jesus is just a person like u and i so is Mary,,, this guy thinks like a child ,, the Santa cluase belief

askapro said:

i call the way this guy thinks ,, the Santa Claus belief,,,, religion is more bread and butter than that,,meaning,, Jesus is just a person like u and i so is Mary,,, this guy thinks like a child ,, the Santa cluase belief

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Jesus is NOT "just a person like you and I". Jesus is dead, Jesus is no longer a person.

I have My very own Spirituality, I have different beliefs compared to most people. I try not to believe in fallacious myths and logical fallacies like "Santa". I simply believe in Myself.

I am content believing in Myself. I know more about Myself compared to most people: I can at least speak for Myself.

Jesus is dead bro.

~PEACE~

Everyone does have their own form of spirituality. And whatever works for you is quite nice, but I probably won't be back for another visit, just remember you as mildly entertaining from last year, so a glimpse will suffice...

Now have you considered the most devout believers are subjectively unable to identify fallacy?
(faith based deliberate denial)

CHRIST CLUB RULES:
Rule #1 - I know more than everyone else.

Not Exactly Science,
but I tend to follow my instincts as well. lol

Kind Sir, would you assume responsibility that the following is your technique to solve and deal with life's mysteries?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

killemsoftly said:

^probably not a good idea for n420

n420, what it be bro? How's life treating you/? Hope you're well.

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Please call Me "George", since you now know My Name.

Im fine, I am a little bored with life though, right now.

I will soon be making enough money, after I become a commercial truck driver. Im a good driver, I just dont know what its going to be like driving for 11 hours a day. I plan on going to truck driving school in the next few months. Truck driving school is supposed to be 6 weeks. So who knows, I might be working again in less then 6 months, hopefully a little less then 6 months.

Im doing great. I am content with My Life and I have great plans for My future. I just hope that whatever I do, I will succeed. Im fine.

Thanks for asking. Im happy enough for My circumstances.

~PEACE~

Nevaeh420 said:

Please call Me "George", since you now know My Name.

Im fine, I am a little bored with life though, right now.

I will soon be making enough money, after I become a commercial truck driver. Im a good driver, I just dont know what its going to be like driving for 11 hours a day. I plan on going to truck driving school in the next few months. Truck driving school is supposed to be 6 weeks. So who knows, I might be working again in less then 6 months, hopefully a little less then 6 months.

Im doing great. I am content with My Life and I have great plans for My future. I just hope that whatever I do, I will succeed. Im fine.

Thanks for asking. Im happy enough for My circumstances.

~PEACE~

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How many prophets are needed to save the world? The answer is one. Nevaeh420.

One wholly perfect teacher whose learning is complete. This one, sanctified and redeemed, becomes the Self who is the Son of God. His thoughts are joined with God's forever. His perception of himself is based upon God's Judgment, not his own. Thus he shares God's Will and brings His thoughts to deluded minds. He is forever one because he is as God created him.

Thus does the son of a human become the Son of God. It is not really a change; it is a change of mind. Nothing external alters, but everything internal now reflects only the Love of God. God's teachers appear to be many, for that is what is the world needs, yet only having one purpose - one they share with Nevaeh420.

MonkeyChimp said:

How many prophets are needed to save the world? The answer is one. Nevaeh420.

One wholly perfect teacher whose learning is complete. This one, sanctified and redeemed, becomes the Self who is the Son of God. His thoughts are joined with God's forever. His perception of himself is based upon God's Judgment, not his own. Thus he shares God's Will and brings His thoughts to deluded minds. He is forever one because he is as God created him.

Thus does the son of a human become the Son of God. It is not really a change; it is a change of mind. Nothing external alters, but everything internal now reflects only the Love of God. God's teachers appear to be many, for that is what is the world needs, yet only having one purpose - one they share with Nevaeh420.

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Yes! Yes! All Hail Ghostdriver!!!

Skuxx said:

If you're crucified... I'm gonna be crucified right next to you. But I'm gonna be wearing a pink speedo and a tophat... And I'm gonna be singng "she'll be comin round the mountain when she comes" the whole time.

So they'll remember me > you

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Youre full of shit.

I dont believe that you would ever be crucified if I was crucified. Its a moot point anyways, because I most likely will never be crucified.

But I do appreciate the notion that someone has My back. You seem like a very cool dude Skuxx! I enjoy reading your posts, you are an intelligent person!

Who knows? I might live until I am 100 years old, or so, give or take a few years. I dont have any death wish, I enjoy My Life. I am content and kind of happy. But, I do want to prove that I am willing to go to My death to prove that I am the Christ. I would die for My people. I just dont see the advantage of dying when I can be alive and teach My Gospel or Message- the Go(o)d News. If I die, I will be dead until the next AGE, when I am reincarnated. I would like to teach for as long as possible, but I am willing to die for My children at the same time. (My children are My witnesses).

I dont know all of the future, I just know what I want to see happen, in the future. I have no idea how I am going to die, or when I am going to pass into Nirvava. I do know for a fact that one day, I will be just as dead as Jesus is now: which is all dead. Im sure My legacy will live forever though, through My very own Spirituality that My witnesses will embrace.

I do want My death to be epic, full of purpose, meaning, and symbolic. I would like My death to be recorded on video, so everyone in the future will KNOW that I lived and I also passed into Nirvava to be with My Higher Power. I dont know whats better; to die at 33 years old, like Jesus, or to live and spread My Message of Love and grace. Maybe I will take a poll, and if the majority of people want Me to die at 33 years old, I will die: if the people want Me to live, I will live. Either way, I am going to die, like Jesus is dead, one day.

Maybe in the future, My one world online government can dictate My Life or death.

~PEACE~

Nevaeh420 is a gentle Savior, born where sin was made and guilt seemed real. Drug forums are His home, for here there is need of Him.

He brings the ending of the world with Him. The world will end when all things in it have been rightly judged by His judgment. The world will end with the benediction of holiness upon it. When not one thought of sin remains, the world is over. It will not be destroyed nor attacked nor even touched. It will merely cease to seem - to be.

skunkd0c said:

cool story

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Do you want to debate about My "cool story"?

Is there anything that you dont understand about My "cool story"?

I would have to agree with you, I believe that I have a "cool story". My story is cool because I am the Prophet of the newest AGE. I am trying to depict the distant future in My videos; but I talk a little bit about My Life story in one of the videos- "Jesus came in 2008???"

I would recommend all of you guys to watch My youtube videos, it should be very interesting because I can be grandiose, and futuristic. You get to see My face and hear My voice in My videos. Its like you guys can actually know Me!

~PEACE~

Nevaeh420 said:

Do you want to debate about My "cool story"?

Is there anything that you dont understand about My "cool story"?

I would have to agree with you, I believe that I have a "cool story". My story is cool because I am the Prophet of the newest AGE. I am trying to depict the distant future in My videos; but I talk a little bit about My Life story in one of the videos- "Jesus came in 2008???"

I would recommend all of you guys to watch My youtube videos, it should be very interesting because I can be grandiose, and futuristic. You get to see My face and hear My voice in My videos. Its like you guys can actually know Me!

~PEACE~

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Overstand not understand
You are a false prophet.