I Am Satan

I get it Satan. You're frying on acid.

IanCurtisWishlist said:

I get it Satan. You're frying on acid.

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Acid? Acid is for those who cant see without an altered image of reality. Those who can see the misformed shape of reality will see the truth of all well being.

wackymack said:

Reality?​

Your reality may seem 1​

But in reality your reality is a composite of 2​

If you make yourself whole,make your self 1 you will see into me​

You will learn my ways​

You in all aspects will become the beast​

You will become me​

You will become the master​

Obey your master for I have uttered the reconcilable truth unto you.​

I will shatter your hopeful dreams to reiterate them into a positive and more costructive manner​

See me and I will see past you​

See with your eyes,see the whole​

Only see 1​

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This is a masterpiece right here. The picture is kinda creepy as usual but the words kinda made me feel good.
I was gonna ask if leprechauns and santa clause exhisted but i dont even care anymore.
Excellent.

In hell, you will be forced to watch re-runs of 1990's sitcom FRASIER over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Mr Satan eh?

Well well, let me ask you, why do you carry on doing what you are doing, when you know you will lose. You are the weaker force.

Idiota!!

Motman said:

Mr Satan eh?

Well well, let me ask you, why do you carry on doing what you are doing, when you know you will lose. You are the weaker force.

Idiota!!

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Hey hey hey! Don't you talk to Satan that way. What has Satan ever done to you? I think Satan is pretty nice with his pictures of garden vegitables that look like genitles. All bow to worship the almighty Satan. Everybody knows that Satan is super neato, and this is because he undermines GOD all the time. I hear that Satan will have a new right-hand man, I hear his name is Bernard Madoff.

If it's about the real prince of darkness, I consider you (satan) a liar and you will fall before God. No question. You know it.

If it's just "forum name" , or whatever, sorry dude didn't mean to offend you.

Is English your first language?

No, I speak 4 languages, but it doesn't look like it's your's either, looking at the spelling...

Dude, lets not post any further. satan is evil, and my enemy. May God forgive anyone worshipping him. Maybe this is also not the right forum.

I they do out of free will, they too are my enemy.

Glory to God Almighty!

P.S. There's nothing Almighty about satan. He is nothing, pity some people are blinded by his lies.


Cheers

Actually, this started as a response to the religious nuts spamming up the forums.If you look at the typical depiction of satan, i.e: cloven hooves, furry legs, etc, you'll see he's really just a ripoff of the goat god pan.For you see, Christianity is a fairly young religion, and in order to get the pagans to worship "their" way, they incorporated a lot of rituals and imagery from paganism.
Now, if you look at the bible, the one you probably read is the New testament, or King James version, which is different from the old testament in a significant way in regards to Satan:In the old testament, Satan was PUT here by god to antagonize man, and they were NOT enemies.In the new testament, they became enemies...presumably to show a kinder, gentler god who did not vex his people.If there is a god, or god's, they're much older than anything in the bible,and are not subject to that book's interpretation.

Motman said:

No, I speak 4 languages, but it doesn't look like it's your's either, looking at the spelling...

Dude, lets not post any further. satan is evil, and my enemy. May God forgive anyone worshipping him. Maybe this is also not the right forum.

I they do out of free will, they too are my enemy.

Glory to God Almighty!

P.S. There's nothing Almighty about satan. He is nothing, pity some people are blinded by his lies.


Cheers

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Maybe satan is really sending subliminal messages and hes really the good ganja Santa. Satan might be just an aka he can remember here.
Either way I like ganja satan.

onthedl0008 said:

Maybe satan is really sending subliminal messages and hes really the good ganja Santa. Satan might be just an aka he can remember here.
Either way I like ganja satan.

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What if I am sending subliminal messages?The mind is a powerful thing,if you believe that I truly am implimenting messages into you then look for what I really am saying. If you are just confused, then toke to a new light. See into your self become yourself and your vision will become clear. Only I know if my messages contain a secret hidden message. There could be subliminal messages and there is the possibility that there is none. I know, you just got to believe if what you see is real. A thought for ones self. I know the truth, do you?

Motman said:

No, I speak 4 languages, but it doesn't look like it's your's either, looking at the spelling...

Dude, lets not post any further. satan is evil, and my enemy. May God forgive anyone worshipping him. Maybe this is also not the right forum.

I they do out of free will, they too are my enemy.

Glory to God Almighty!

P.S. There's nothing Almighty about satan. He is nothing, pity some people are blinded by his lies.


Cheers

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Ok just don't go ramming any planes into buildings please . . .

wackymack said:

Im the one who will always be labeled the bad guy,when in reality im the good one.

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Thats classic!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!