I am a whiny hypocritical bitch.

It must first be understood that I am more educated and intelligent than all of you. My every utterance would be insulting to your intellect, had you any. I hold you all to standards that I myself am incapable of keeping. I am a narc. I am a cunt. I am frankly so incredible that I am incapable of keeping my family together, because I am such an autocratic tool. I also suspect that I am a closet gay.

I am petty, I am foul, and believe that my importance is such that I should want for nothing... and yet I do.

I hope that I die a slow and painful death of testicular cancer... in prison.


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a wise man once said he who claims he knows all knows nothing

why are you all doing this to me? did i do something to you? seriously?

what... huh? said:

It must first be understood that I am more educated and intelligent than all of you.

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Wow! You're smart.

So when are you going to start acting like it?