HPV app

The last profile I was matched with on tinder mentioned 'now booking appointments' and a phone number. I look at tinder once in a blue moon as a form of entertainment. I agree, it is nice to see the shared interests/friend thing from FB too.
It IS entertaining. I wish I could see the strait girls. I don't know if I'm even doing it right.

What kind of stuff do your "matches" post?

For some reason, my kid gets apps on her iPhone the same second I install on mine, and the same vise versa. She has to use my password in the app store. Something went wrong when we hooked everything up:-(
I was just farting around one day and put POF app on my phone, not thinking about the shared app bullshit. And guess who calls me up immediately? Dad! POF? Really?
So anyways, i just looked into the tinder thing. Saw it was an app, and NOPE! Not gonna do it. Even though it should be no big deal rite?
I don't know how I missed these?!

Hahaha that's amazing. How old is your daughter? Can't you turn that app sharing thing off? Or get her a different Apple ID.

That's if you use the apple.
 
It IS entertaining. I wish I could see the strait girls. I don't know if I'm even doing it right.

What kind of stuff do your "matches" post?


I don't know how I missed these?!

Hahaha that's amazing. How old is your daughter? Can't you turn that app sharing thing off? Or get her a different Apple ID.

That's if you use the apple.
Yeah, it's an apple id thingy. Someday i'll figure it out.

She's 21, and nosey as fuck! I tell ya
Her moms a whore:cuss:so she holds me to a different standard. I guess she thinks POF isfor picking up on hookers? I dunno. Is it? Lol. I go on one date nowadays and she asks me a million quesions. I love that girl so much, but again, very nosey.
She goes to college in Santa Barbara. I'll pm you a recent pick.
 
Yeah, it's an apple id thingy. Someday i'll figure it out.

She's 21, and nosey as fuck! I tell ya
Her moms a whore:cuss:so she holds me to a different standard. I guess she thinks POF isfor picking up on hookers? I dunno. Is it? Lol. I go on one date nowadays and she asks me a million quesions. I love that girl so much, but again, very nosey.
She goes to college in Santa Barbara. I'll pm you a recent pick.
SO CUTE!!!

EDIT: I am deeply sorry for assuming she was your girlfriend and not your young daughter.

Never show anyone else here that picture...unless you want someone creepy to semen all over it.

Hahaha

Fuck, sorry again! It's early and I need coffee.
 
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OMG OMG!!!

I might actually go out on a date from Tinder!

It's either going to be super fun, because he Seems thus far like a very nice guy.

Or I'm going to get murdered.

I like to live dangerously...

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I recommend you get video of you pegging him ASAP
Just in case a relationship ensues, You have blackmail bullets.

If it don't work out maybe sell the vid.
 
I'm rocking tinder hard.

I like the "moment" things the best. It's like Riu with posting stuff and people "liking it".

Except, you might end up sleeping with one of them.

Or end up getting stalked and murdered...
 
i had a stalker for a few months. was like awww shucks, how flattering. we dated for a while, prolly the best gf ever.....but crazy

good luck yess

im not sure stalker dudes and chicks are quite the same..but they boost self esteem :D and have many redeeming qualities..more likely to cook for you etc

get some
 
I have so many “moments” I can’t fit them all in one post. For your viewing pleasure - TINDER RAPE in your face and eyes…
 

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i had a stalker for a few months. was like awww shucks, how flattering. we dated for a while, prolly the best gf ever.....but crazy

good luck yess

im not sure stalker dudes and chicks are quite the same..but they boost self esteem :D and have many redeeming qualities..more likely to cook for you etc

get some
I would be very afraid of getting murdered by a stalker. Or raped. Or tied up in a basement. Or captured with 2 other people and some crazy mad man sews our assholes to the other ones mouth and force feeds us.

hahahah - I watch too many scary movies.
 
Having to explain to your buddy's mom who all the different girls are that are coming over for an hour or two while you're living at her place for free?
 
SO CUTE!!!

EDIT: I am deeply sorry for assuming she was your girlfriend and not your young daughter.

Never show anyone else here that picture...unless you want someone creepy to semen all over it.

Hahaha

Fuck, sorry again! It's early and I need coffee.


Don't put images like this im meh head there girl! fucken ewww and stuff
 
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