How to survive prison?

mane2008

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leave the jail? da fuck much be a small county.

ATL hell naw, shit pple would wanna get tore off and go to ya'll jail
 

Crumbles

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haha

man tennessee has a lot of out of the way overly country places theres this one place called erwin where there is no black people whatsoever they have a sign that says something about no niggers. my moms a cash advance company GM and she has to manage a store there and she says its like the fuckin fifties. they got a mcdonalds and a wendys and thats it..

they have to go over to the next co to go to a walmart
 

Crumbles

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yeah its pretty nuts they dont know my moms grand-daughter is black and they said N WORD so she fired the two racist bitches up there and hired some new bitches but they still dont like black people hah what ya gonna do tho?
 

duff420

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well i know if i went to jail id be fine cause i know people in jail but if you dont id say do 1 of 2 things. if your tough then beat the shit outa the toughest person u can find, and people will be scared of u and respect you. If your not tough well you can either keep quiet and mind your own or you can try to make friends with the people who run shit.
 

B1aze

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I been to jail a few times, main thing you need to know is stick to yourself. You aint there to meet people you there to do your time, don't trust anybody or take anything from anyone. If you do make some friends in there that's cool, but always keep a distance cuz they could backstab you at any moment so be sure to kno if they trustworthy. If someone wants to fight you, FIGHT BACK, or you will look like a pussy and everyone will think your a punk. Even if you think you'll lose, think about it, the fight won't last long since CO's will break it up so do your best to stay swingin til the fight is broken up.

I never had a problem in there, only thing I had to survive was the boredom lolol.
 

Mentalcase

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I was in prison on a short visit , and was way in bumb fuck nowheres by myself and dint know anyone there. All I could do is mind my own biz, and keep myself content, I was probably the best wrighter in there so I made my comensary writing letters for other prisoners to send to there girls.(loosers).never talk about your charges, guards like to listen to the gossip for brownie point from the prosicution. (ass kisserskiss-ass)
Basicly just try to ajust as fast as you can,thing are different if jail, really different, if you can do that i think you will be alright.
 

xcyraxx

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right before u start doing ur time stick a razor blade in ur ass... then drop the soap in the shower... when a guy comes to rape u let him and he'll get an awesome suprise and everyone will be scared as shit to fuck u from then on. and plus they'll think your crazy as a labotamist with scitsophrania
 

dum

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If ever I get busted my plan is to get a lawer, make a deal to get me in a minimum security prison, I've seen those places of the history channel, they look pretty sweet and you get to go there if you're a non-violent offender. On the other hand, I live in Washington and prison probably be as bad as some of these horror stories.
 

joneric1014

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I did a good bit when I was younger for kicking in some assholes door and beating him senseless. (He smacked my fiance in the face.)

I learned 3 things in prison, and if you remember them, it will save your ass.

1) Keep your fucking mouth shut. Speak when spoken too, and never be disrespectful. The only person you should be talking to about ANYTHING is your attorney, in a private room.

2) Never, ever gamble, on anything, even if its a SURE bet.

3) Never ever borrow anything, or buy anything on credit. EVER.

Best advice ever: Stay to yourself, dont make friends, Definatly dont make enemies, and try to read as much as possible. Reading keeps you educated, and its very nature tends to promote sitting down quietly somewhere and minding ones own buisness.

These 3 rules saved my life and my asshole on more than 1 occasion. These 3 rules apply from your initial bust all the way to your release date 5 years later.
 

newbalance11

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excellent idea. I just did a coulpe of years for cultivation. the best advice i can give is to mind your own business and keep your head down. in prison you are going to see a lot of fucked up shit, but just don't get involved. do your time and concentrate on going home. just remember, you went in to prison by yourself and you are going to leave by yourself. mind your own business
 

mistaboombastic

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excellent idea. I just did a coulpe of years for cultivation. the best advice i can give is to mind your own business and keep your head down. in prison you are going to see a lot of fucked up shit, but just don't get involved. do your time and concentrate on going home. just remember, you went in to prison by yourself and you are going to leave by yourself. mind your own business
this is the best thread ive read..
 

Louis541

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Very helpful info. One question that was totally skipped though, what's the best way to get weed in prison? And where can you use it without getting caught? (My guess on that one would be edibles, in the cell)
 

panhead

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I'm hoping there was a pun intended in this statement.
Havent checked this thread in a while.

What pun are you looking for,ive been down twice & i had a hard time both times,michigan prisons are no joke,one is nicknamed gladiator school & this name comes from dept of corrections personal,the other is the largest walled prison in the united states,if you wind up in "Jackson" or Michigan Reformatory" it dont matter how bad ass you tink you are your going to get into some shit as soon as you get out of quarantine & put in population.

Fuk yes i had a hard ass time, why do i need to have a pun in my comment,fukin prison sucked both times.
 

Galeer

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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

wow thats a good one i was gonna say get a license man i got one and i dont even think about cops cause i grow in legal limit
 
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