How to roll with a dollar?

.Anonymous.

Member
Just like the title says. I would like to know how to do it with a dollar.

Does anybody know how this is done? Pictures would be greatly appreciated.

I seen my friend do it but didn't wanna feel like a nub asking.
^_^ Thank you~~

:weed: I got my shit ready, Let's gets ta rollin'.
 

sarah22

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i dont know how to do it, but i wanted to reply to tell you that i LOVE your avatar pic! :D and i'd really like to learn to do this as well...because as you can see in my signature, i cant roll AT ALL hehehe
 

.Anonymous.

Member
well thank you ^_^

And I have the little roller machine thing. But I'm tired of carrying it around, a dollar is less conspicuous. :p
 

First Time Growin

Active Member
Physical money is one of the dirtiest materials we use day to day. You want to roll a joint with this and smoke it? I don't advise it... Once at a seminar during my internship training, the speaker said that scientists did a research of what is on our money. What they found out was that like 80% of the surface is covered in particles of feces, dead skin cells, i cant even remember the rest but its fucked lmao... And he was sayin somethin like "anyone who puts money in their mouth thinking it's cool is stupid because it's covered in shit!" hahaha so same concept, except your rolling your joint with it.

So my two cents is, don't try and be cool rolling your weed with dirty money. Learn to roll like a true stoner and use your own fingers :)
 

......

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just practice rolling and you wont need a dollar or rolling machine its real easy once you get the basic idea down.Im guessing your talking about blunts because joints are just so simple you literaly just roll it up same thing with blunts you just have to crack it first though.
 

.Anonymous.

Member
I always make it too small on the ends and a big lump in the center.

I've smoked out of glass for years now and now I need to travel a lot, so I need a more portable way of doing this....
 

......

Well-Known Member
Then roll them loose its better to have a blunt that hits then a blunt that dont it will pay off more if you just learn how to normally.
 

.Anonymous.

Member
hmmmmm... I guess I'll keep tryin' then. Lol.
It's good, gotta new bag, shit needs ta get rolled up and ready any damn ways.
=D
 

......

Well-Known Member
just practice rolling paper when your board that will get you a good idea of it down.When I first started rolling I made mine to tight also but after a couple times you get a feel for it.
 

sarah22

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Physical money is one of the dirtiest materials we use day to day. You want to roll a joint with this and smoke it? I don't advise it... Once at a seminar during my internship training, the speaker said that scientists did a research of what is on our money. What they found out was that like 80% of the surface is covered in particles of feces, dead skin cells, i cant even remember the rest but its fucked lmao... And he was sayin somethin like "anyone who puts money in their mouth thinking it's cool is stupid because it's covered in shit!" hahaha so same concept, except your rolling your joint with it.

So my two cents is, don't try and be cool rolling your weed with dirty money. Learn to roll like a true stoner and use your own fingers :)
not to mention the creative way strippers take bills out of a persons mouth on stage haha. i saw that one night at the rippers and i've never even come close to putting money near my mouth since. and whenever someone i know puts a bill in their mouth im just like..."clearly you dont go to strip clubs, let me tell you how it works..." hahahaha
 

First Time Growin

Active Member
not to mention the creative way strippers take bills out of a persons mouth on stage haha. i saw that one night at the rippers and i've never even come close to putting money near my mouth since. and whenever someone i know puts a bill in their mouth im just like..."clearly you dont go to strip clubs, let me tell you how it works..." hahahaha

haha yikes! i've never even thought about that, yuck..
 
alright, well the only reason I ever use a bill to roll is because it looks kinda cool, but what you do is hold the bill verticle, (Mr. Franklin should be looking at the floor haha) then fold the bottom inch up so you have a little crease. put your busted up bud in and just roll it around a little to distribute it evenly. put your paper in (gum side sticking up and out). start rolling the bill up, but do not roll the bill over your joint, the joint should roll into itself and be craddled in the middle of the bill. keep rolling till you reach the end of the bill, then lick it, stick it, and light that bad boy up.
sorry if that doesn't make too much sense, but its hard to explain without pics, especally after lighting one up. haha, well hope that helped.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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How to roll without a dollar bill:

You shit's getting all pregnant, right? Well if it smokes good enough, you're 99% of the way there.

When your joints are all pregnant, it's cause youre rolling the ends and working your way in.

Try rolling the center of the joint and going out. Or, you can continue to roll from the ends in, but situate your weed on the paper, so it is much more scarce in the middle or wherever it usually pregs up.

That's all mine, I didn't grab it from somewhere... I'm not the worlds greatest roller though... with a pack of zig zags... I'm Jesus Christ himself, doing miracles... but with a blunt, I can make a fool of myself 99% of the time.
 

Pnuggle

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I roll mine into somewhat of a cone, almost every single time. On purpose. They are perfect, burn even, great air flow, tight, and I love rolling the fatter end into a point before lighting it up. I used to roll them straight, but times changed, i guess. I feel somewhat euro doing the cone roll but.. everyone's different.

like someone said, even the weed out and start the rolling process in the middle. make love to the paper and the weed with your fingers and hands. you have to touch it firmly but barely at all. it is something you must feel out, really.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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it is something you must feel out, really.
Yeah, like he said, rolling a smokeable joint can be taught... rolling a fiiiiiinnnneee joint can't be taught... sometime just sit down with an ounce of schwag and a few books of papers and roll roll roll try changing your style completely, there's more than one way to roll a joint. Find the way that suits you best. Also, I just wanna be a dick here too.
 
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Sr. Verde

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alright, well the only reason I ever use a bill to roll is because it looks kinda cool, but what you do is hold the bill verticle, (Mr. Franklin should be looking at the floor haha) then fold the bottom inch up so you have a little crease. put your busted up bud in and just roll it around a little to distribute it evenly. put your paper in (gum side sticking up and out). start rolling the bill up, but do not roll the bill over your joint, the joint should roll into itself and be craddled in the middle of the bill. keep rolling till you reach the end of the bill, then lick it, stick it, and light that bad boy up.
sorry if that doesn't make too much sense, but its hard to explain without pics, especally after lighting one up. haha, well hope that helped.

Im pretty sure he wanted to smoke the dollar bill, but that shit works even better lol :P

idk im pretty baked
 
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