jonthonson
Active Member
This is a simple scientifically proven and self tested method for passing a urine test with tainted urine. Reccomended for employment tests not worth the risk if on probo just buy a wizzinator 3000 with synthetic urine.
First,
Know how THC enters your urine. THC is stored in fat cells in your body. At any given time your body moves fat cells from place to place. The first step is to stop this from happening. Simply put put your body into whats called "hyper fat storage mode" do this by consuming large quantities of high fat snacks and sugars like cheetos curls and snickers. The timing is everything in this knowing how to perfect this will give you a window of 5-15 hours. Preferably do this the night before and have a heavy breakfast with lots of bacon.
Second,
Now that your body is too busy storing NEW fat to move old THC tainted fat around depositing THC in your bloodstream and ultimately your urine you MUST clean your urine. Drink tapwater and non sugar cranberry juice. Don't I repeat DO NOT overendulge on water you will be doing yourself a huge disfavor. Instead for every 1 glass of water drink a half glass of cranberry juice. After about 3 or 4 glasses you should start to piss. Do this and if you have any b12 lying around take one it makes your urine dark so it wont look watered down.
Third,
Every urine test has room for error therefore there are measures which test takers use to prevent a false positive. Robitussin the cough medicine for instance produces a false positive for THC. At the bottom of almost every test there is a question asking if you have taken any medicine ALWAYS put robitussin.
With a little practice you will pass your tests with flying colors.
I am also a huge advocate for synthetic urine ordered from the wizzanator system because for those on probation false positives are all they need to lock and key your ass.
+ rep if this helps you thanks a ton.
First,
Know how THC enters your urine. THC is stored in fat cells in your body. At any given time your body moves fat cells from place to place. The first step is to stop this from happening. Simply put put your body into whats called "hyper fat storage mode" do this by consuming large quantities of high fat snacks and sugars like cheetos curls and snickers. The timing is everything in this knowing how to perfect this will give you a window of 5-15 hours. Preferably do this the night before and have a heavy breakfast with lots of bacon.
Second,
Now that your body is too busy storing NEW fat to move old THC tainted fat around depositing THC in your bloodstream and ultimately your urine you MUST clean your urine. Drink tapwater and non sugar cranberry juice. Don't I repeat DO NOT overendulge on water you will be doing yourself a huge disfavor. Instead for every 1 glass of water drink a half glass of cranberry juice. After about 3 or 4 glasses you should start to piss. Do this and if you have any b12 lying around take one it makes your urine dark so it wont look watered down.
Third,
Every urine test has room for error therefore there are measures which test takers use to prevent a false positive. Robitussin the cough medicine for instance produces a false positive for THC. At the bottom of almost every test there is a question asking if you have taken any medicine ALWAYS put robitussin.
With a little practice you will pass your tests with flying colors.
I am also a huge advocate for synthetic urine ordered from the wizzanator system because for those on probation false positives are all they need to lock and key your ass.
+ rep if this helps you thanks a ton.
