How to Pass a Drug Test?

Hey guys, my parents want to test me a month from now, but i want to continue smoking weed for as long as possible, so is there any way to detox in like a week or less? Please give me your tips & tricks thanks a lot guys

http://www.drugtestcheats.com/en/16-the-whizz-kit.html i bought one to pass a drug test for any jobs lol

cannabis420420 said:

http://www.drugtestcheats.com/en/16-the-whizz-kit.html i bought one to pass a drug test for any jobs lol

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I can't afford to use any products because they will be delivered to my parents house... and they are always up in my shit

BoomBiddyBye said:

I can't afford to use any products because they will be delivered to my parents house... and they are always up in my shit

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lmfao much luck to ya buddy ...........

you could just tell them that you smoke weed and get it over with +rep

cannabis420420 said:

you could just tell them that you smoke weed and get it over with +rep

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Hahah yeh i tried coming clean with my parents and it didn't work.

if using a swab then wash ur mouth out with peroxide about 20 min. b4 testing. piss test and if they don't watch then i recomend getting a clean friends piss.. hair or blood testing your fucket.

My friend just drank a bit of Surejell (thats how its pronounced but not spelled) its a pack of this jell, either you drink a quarter of it or the whole amount, you drink water and piss 3 times before a test and you should pass, his wife says she drove him to his test and he burned right before and passed.

oh yeah and u can buy sure jell in like any grocery store.

FriendlyGuy said:

My friend just drank a bit of Surejell (thats how its pronounced but not spelled) its a pack of this jell, either you drink a quarter of it or the whole amount, you drink water and piss 3 times before a test and you should pass, his wife says she drove him to his test and he burned right before and passed.

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I always chuckle when I read things like this.

The only sure fire way to pass a drug test is to get a clean friend to piss for you.

ttaaee said:

The only sure fire way to pass a drug test is to get a clean friend to piss for you.

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Or go to a head shop and buy the fake stuff. That will not work however if you are taking a heavy-duty test where they send it off to a lab.

diet

i would say 2 weeks to be on the safe side...buy laxitives and use it to clean your colan and your whole system....from then,,,drink PLENTY water, get PLENTY of exercise in so u sweat, and DO NOT eat any fatty foods, with grease, or fried foods or anything, the fat will make the thc stick to your system. pee regularly and u should be good

Learning2Hydro said:

I always chuckle when I read things like this.

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Lol dude all I know is my friend burns every fuckin day hella times a day and he had to take a piss test, he lives one city over me, hes not some random shmuck from the internet. and he drank the surejell, drank water, pissed 3 times and than had his babys mom take him to the test. he passed and has a gov't job. So I guess Id chuckle too if I heard another case where some guy works the system. :]

I used to drug test people all the time. I wouldn't put my faith in anything like that. Just a word to the wise.

BBJB said:

diet

i would say 2 weeks to be on the safe side...buy laxitives and use it to clean your colan and your whole system....from then,,,drink PLENTY water, get PLENTY of exercise in so u sweat, and DO NOT eat any fatty foods, with grease, or fried foods or anything, the fat will make the thc stick to your system. pee regularly and u should be good

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yeah.... since last time i took a piss test they asked me to shit in a cup....

lol...

depends on what drug test you are talking about. blood and hair are pretty much impossible to fool.

urine you can dilute, use synthetic, or plain stop smoking

oral swab just rinse out with listerine or that peroxide stuff and you're good!!!