GrowUrOwnDank
Well-Known Member
Imagine these scenarios.
ISIS Commander to ISIS Stoner Soldiers:
"SOLDIERS PREPARE YOUR GEAR! We move out to battle and take over the city of Solubia".
ISIS Stoners:
"Commander do I load my mags at a 1:1 ratio or 1:5 of tracer rounds to regular rounds or will that cause my barrel to hermie"?
"Commander, can we wait a few days? I am expecting my PH and PPM meters from ebay any day now. Bad H2O could fuck up nutrient intake you know.
"Commander which is better? HID, CFL or LED for my rifle streamlights? Seems like HID has better penetration, CFL has a more pleasant glow, but LED lasts longer and runs cooler"?
"Commander which nutes should we carry? Stolen American MRE's or French meal packs: some say they come with a ration of wine others say they are dry now? Should we just make our own organic nutes in the field"?
"Commander, what kind of cooling do they have in Solubia? Should I pre-order an AC, Minisplit, or perhaps a chiller and some ice boxes off ebay and have them sent to our new HQ"?
"Commander I hear it's awful dusty in Solubia. Should we carry some can/fans? 4, 6 or 8 inch? Should we use a duct or a centrifugal fan and do we need a speed controller"?
"Commander we've been working on a new strain of our "motatoe" vegetable plant for a source of food. We crossed tomatoes/squash + cucumbers/celery and lettuce/cabbage + watermelons/potatoes for an all in one complete vegetable. Should we carry seeds or clones? how large of a grow tent? 5x5 or 10x10 and how many 1000 watt CMH or Plasma Induction lights"?
Commander: "I FUCKING SURRENDER"!
ISIS Commander to ISIS Stoner Soldiers:
"SOLDIERS PREPARE YOUR GEAR! We move out to battle and take over the city of Solubia".
ISIS Stoners:
"Commander do I load my mags at a 1:1 ratio or 1:5 of tracer rounds to regular rounds or will that cause my barrel to hermie"?
"Commander, can we wait a few days? I am expecting my PH and PPM meters from ebay any day now. Bad H2O could fuck up nutrient intake you know.
"Commander which is better? HID, CFL or LED for my rifle streamlights? Seems like HID has better penetration, CFL has a more pleasant glow, but LED lasts longer and runs cooler"?
"Commander which nutes should we carry? Stolen American MRE's or French meal packs: some say they come with a ration of wine others say they are dry now? Should we just make our own organic nutes in the field"?
"Commander, what kind of cooling do they have in Solubia? Should I pre-order an AC, Minisplit, or perhaps a chiller and some ice boxes off ebay and have them sent to our new HQ"?
"Commander I hear it's awful dusty in Solubia. Should we carry some can/fans? 4, 6 or 8 inch? Should we use a duct or a centrifugal fan and do we need a speed controller"?
"Commander we've been working on a new strain of our "motatoe" vegetable plant for a source of food. We crossed tomatoes/squash + cucumbers/celery and lettuce/cabbage + watermelons/potatoes for an all in one complete vegetable. Should we carry seeds or clones? how large of a grow tent? 5x5 or 10x10 and how many 1000 watt CMH or Plasma Induction lights"?
Commander: "I FUCKING SURRENDER"!
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