HOW TO DEFEAT ISIS! With stoners?

Imagine these scenarios.

ISIS Commander to ISIS Stoner Soldiers:

"SOLDIERS PREPARE YOUR GEAR! We move out to battle and take over the city of Solubia".

ISIS Stoners:

"Commander do I load my mags at a 1:1 ratio or 1:5 of tracer rounds to regular rounds or will that cause my barrel to hermie"?

"Commander, can we wait a few days? I am expecting my PH and PPM meters from ebay any day now. Bad H2O could fuck up nutrient intake you know.

"Commander which is better? HID, CFL or LED for my rifle streamlights? Seems like HID has better penetration, CFL has a more pleasant glow, but LED lasts longer and runs cooler"?

"Commander which nutes should we carry? Stolen American MRE's or French meal packs: some say they come with a ration of wine others say they are dry now? Should we just make our own organic nutes in the field"?

"Commander, what kind of cooling do they have in Solubia? Should I pre-order an AC, Minisplit, or perhaps a chiller and some ice boxes off ebay and have them sent to our new HQ"?

"Commander I hear it's awful dusty in Solubia. Should we carry some can/fans? 4, 6 or 8 inch? Should we use a duct or a centrifugal fan and do we need a speed controller"?

"Commander we've been working on a new strain of our "motatoe" vegetable plant for a source of food. We crossed tomatoes/squash + cucumbers/celery and lettuce/cabbage + watermelons/potatoes for an all in one complete vegetable. Should we carry seeds or clones? how large of a grow tent? 5x5 or 10x10 and how many 1000 watt CMH or Plasma Induction lights"?

Commander: "I FUCKING SURRENDER"!

This is why chemical warfare must be allowed.

Well, it would be if they had used psychedelics instead. But some asshole had to go around mustard gassin on the world and it ruined it for everyone else who just wanted to have a little fun.

Blanket the battle field with lsd and grab a bag of popcorn because today, its a different kind of war.

spandy said:

This is why chemical warfare must be allowed.

Well, it would be if they had used psychedelics instead. But some asshole had to go around mustard gassin on the world and it ruined it for everyone else who just wanted to have a little fun.

Blanket the battle field with lsd and grab a bag of popcorn because today, its a different kind of war.

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After the Commander surrenders, he be all like: "Please pass me a big nug of that GG#4 guys".

And the world be all like yay! We're free! The weed is free! Pass the bong please!

"Commander, I thought my plant was a virgin, but she's producing seeds!!!"

TBoneJack said:

"Commander, I thought my plant was a virgin, but she's producing seeds!!!"

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If Obama would just step the eff up and out legalization to vote already, maybe these fanatics overseas be like HUH. Maybe I need to look into that. Burn one and have a totally different perspective on life. Stoner Life. It's all good when ya really just don't take it that serious.

GrowUrOwnDank said:

If Obama would just step the eff up and out legalization to vote already, maybe these fanatics overseas be like HUH. Maybe I need to look into that. Burn one and have a totally different perspective on life. Stoner Life. It's all good when ya really just don't take it that serious.

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Yea, instead of cluster bombs, we should be dropping cluster bongs, preloaded with some of my shit, with little pamphlets, like saying, we love you guy's, really, I know it's all the Jews fault, but we can work that out. That's what O bama should be saying.

Jimdamick said:

Yea, instead of cluster bombs, we should be dropping cluster bongs, preloaded with some of my shit, with little pamphlets, like saying, we love you guy's, really, I know it's all the Jews fault, but we can work that out. That's what O bama should be saying.

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I believe big legit money is behind the prohibition. Perhaps some gangsta, but pharma is big bucks way beyond even gangsta bucks. Peeps just can't self med on the cheap. They be needing those daily pills to be a'ight. U know?

Even if the side effect is death? lol

With stoners? Works for me.

Rock fight, eh. This guy is on my team.

GrowUrOwnDank said:

If Obama would just step the eff up and out legalization to vote already, maybe these fanatics overseas be like HUH. Maybe I need to look into that. Burn one and have a totally different perspective on life. Stoner Life. It's all good when ya really just don't take it that serious.

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Obama has nothing to do with Legalization. His Justice Dept itself, constitutes petty political harassment, instead of even handed enforcement.

I see some are still fooled into thinking Obama is some kind of Champion for social justice. He smokes it in the White House, but Congress had to stop the funds for lobby against Ganga in the State Legislatures.. Who know the amount of Liquor and Women that were set to buy votes against us, this year? The Republican Congress stopped that.

Obama is just a dellitante Jr Senator, like JFK was. Still is, sadly after 8 years. I am sure his books will SELL!!!

Only Governors are fit to President, like Clinton and Reagan.