How to ask someone to have sexx?

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so.nice

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im not sure what anger i would be projecting . sexual frustration? but imo its definitely gay to not have busted in however long. even if you must resort to ye ol hand. to be clear, i dont mean gay in the traditional happy sense or the later addition meaning dude on dude. rather, just redonculous.


you could use a make over to be honest, but theres potential.
Oh I thought you mean't homosxual...I don't think that's gay because I haven't gotten laid in some time and i was wacking off a lot and losing energy and feeling satisfied with my hand but if you don't do it for a few days your testosterone levels shoot up and it gives you drive and some even say it releases pheromones that women can smell like you're ready to mate or something

what kind of make over
 

sunni

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OP lets see a pic of you.....lets see what we are workin with
That's the first time that lines worked haha
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Op just ask her out of it happens it happens if it doesn't it doesn't
No one can figure this out for you
You will either have that spark with her or not
 

reddan1981

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is he your Bezzy Mate or just association mate? If he is your Bezzy, tell him, he might tell you a few ways to win her heart. Whatever your choice, don't be sly about it. For all you know she might only want your friendship, in which case wanking over the thought of her is a bit devious. If I were you I'd straight out tell your friend you think his sister is beautiful (don't say sexy). Pressure him to give you info on her likes/dislikes. Then phase 3 make her like you, if she likes you already....
 

so.nice

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Ask to put it in her butt.
She will say no but now asking for a regular date will be a piece of cake.
That's actually a great idea, but anal is a too selfish request I think..I actually want ask her if I can lick her butt hole, never done that before but I really want to do it now dig in and lick it up for like 30 minutes

That's the first time that lines worked haha
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Op just ask her out of it happens it happens if it doesn't it doesn't
No one can figure this out for you
You will either have that spark with her or not
Well she likes me but she might think I'm too young cause I'm 25 and she's 30, in the beginning days I was so scared to talk to her or make eye contact I could barely do it and it would make her giggly and she kept talking to me and those days I tried so hard to compose myself around her since it was my friends sis and I think she loved the feeling of how beautiful I viewed her..then I got more comfortable and kept going by her to talk when I'd come over my energy showed I wanted to see her and she likes that of course, and sometimes i'd make comments about her like how skinny she was or something I like and she'd laugh really hard like she was flattered..I guess I'm a little afraid to say something to turn the situation into something sexual since I know her

is he your Bezzy Mate or just association mate? If he is your Bezzy, tell him, he might tell you a few ways to win her heart. Whatever your choice, don't be sly about it. For all you know she might only want your friendship, in which case wanking over the thought of her is a bit devious. If I were you I'd straight out tell your friend you think his sister is beautiful (don't say sexy). Pressure him to give you info on her likes/dislikes. Then phase 3 make her like you, if she likes you already....
No he's a jerk when he noticed we were getting comfortable around each other he started trying to keep me and him out of the house
 

so.nice

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Oh god say you're beautiful gorgeous not you're skinny lol
I don't think she took it the wrong way but okay, she looks the good kind of thin..

She kinda sleeps a lot in a tiny bed the best I could think of is next time just tell her not to sleep alone come sleep next to me I know it sounds so lame lol what else am I supposed to say! :-?
 

so.nice

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My other idea is to not say anything verbally but from now on when I see her stand closer to her and make my arm touch hers and insist with my eyes and smile and one day if I take her somewhere alone and start feeling feely
 

torontoke

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Shes a cutie
I cant say i blame you.
Just call her up and say "hey im worried about your brother, wanna meet up sometime for coffee n talk?"
If she says yes your in.
Then just never bring her brother up in convo and if she does just say "oh ya i forgot about him. To be honest i just wanted to get you alone for my own selfish reasons."

It will work and i think we will all want to see the nudies she sends u later lmfao
 

so.nice

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Shes a cutie
I cant say i blame you.
Just call her up and say "hey im worried about your brother, wanna meet up sometime for coffee n talk?"
If she says yes your in.
Then just never bring her brother up in convo and if she does just say "oh ya i forgot about him. To be honest i just wanted to get you alone for my own selfish reasons."

It will work and i think we will all want to see the nudies she sends u later lmfao
I don't even need to do that lol! And ps she doesn't even look remotely as cute in that pic as she does in real life..

I don't need to because her brother is annoying as hell, he abuses her and pulls down on her arms in front of me and he's 25!...and mocks her when she talks, she kinda hates him on some level.

The other day I came over to her house to help her move some stuff around and my friend was such a wuss he didn't even help he escaped to the gym..helped her out for two hours and when he came back home when there was like one thing to move he just went to the shower..he never helps around and steals his families money doesn't see that his dads is just another dude like us who struggles.

I quit smoking cigarettes and the punk couldn't stay on the quit with me, then he tried so many times to get me to have a cigarette, also offered me esctacy (one time he forced me to take two pills I said no so many times I had a horrible trip and was dying for four days and he abandoned me like that) and offered xanax many times and even started taking them when we went to the club without telling me first so I had to deal with an etard who smiled for no apparently reason and was slow as hell -_- that's why I can't hang out with him, takes e then xanax then hibernates for days forgetting about me..not a good person to have around..I just wanna bang his sister hard
 
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mr sunshine

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Tell her you know me. When She Tells You She Never Heard Of Me Tell Her Im A Notable Member On RIU with 17,034 likes and only 10,443 posts.. tell her I'm a great guy and try talking her into making an account and pm'ing me. I'll talk her into fucking you or whatnot.
 

HeatlessBBQ

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This is what I would say - Hey baby, you are looking fine! I'm just soaking in those long vines and swollen sex pistols! Please stay a virgin for the next seven months so I can pillage and fondle your colas. When you are totally mature I wanrt to smoke the fuck out of you! :fire:
LMAO !!!!!!! hahahaha!!! you are a true grower and have a very naughty mind
 

so.nice

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Just be like...hey yo...what up bitch....why don't you come on over here and let me tap that ass
It's over I already tried and asked her to send me a pic and she said never contact her ever again it's okay since I have a few new women who are interested
 

TubePot

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My friends pick up line, never worked but you never know. :bigjoint:

"How you doing? You want to go to my home? You know what I mean?"
 
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