How much weed is a blowjob worth?

BenRound

BenRound

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Well, its all relative aint it?

When I first got together with my wife I made some kind of lame joke about maybe she gave a BJ to get her car fixed. She replied "I dont think so, my BJs BUY cars baby... I'm not stupid"

Early on too I found out that YEP (!) those BJs would buy a car alright. She told me early on too she actually loves sucking (especially after smoking some bud) and doesnt get tired until about 2 hours into it, that I could just pop a movie in if I wanted while she did it. And I found out she wasnt bullshitting. And they are always full throttle BJs with all the extras thrown in--- as if shes doing it because her life depended on it. Its a trip. You can see why I married the girl.
Never have tested her on the 2 hour thing because after 30 or 45 minutes I'm always ready to do something else again.

So... how much is a BJ like that worth? I dont know, Im just glad she's my wife. And yeah, I've had BJs from more girls than I even want to say and its a real joke to compare any of them to my wife. And she's pretty hot too. So... I guess I wouldnt let a girl smell my fingers after I hit a joint for a BJ, Ill just go home for one, thanks hahaha--- Its all relative huh?
 
thump easy

thump easy

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well i have got a blow job from a dime piece a ten on a scale from one to ten... she was drunker than drunk n she was horny as hell she called me to bring her cigaretts she lost her job she loved to smoke and fuck, but i sead no. she sead ill suck your dick so i was right over and got my dick sucked but i ended fucking her in the middle of the arizona desert on the hood of my car man that was nut breaking experiance that it hurt so fucken good like getting socked in the nuts.. i loved it..... and the pack cost me like five dollars? so heck ya i would hang around that girl that means she was one of those that you just get lucky all of a sudden man it was great to be young and dumb and full of cum!!!!!!
 
PJ Diaz

PJ Diaz

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BenRound said:
Well, its all relative aint it?

When I first got together with my wife I made some kind of lame joke about maybe she gave a BJ to get her car fixed. She replied "I dont think so, my BJs BUY cars baby... I'm not stupid"

Early on too I found out that YEP (!) those BJs would buy a car alright. She told me early on too she actually loves sucking (especially after smoking some bud) and doesnt get tired until about 2 hours into it, that I could just pop a movie in if I wanted while she did it. And I found out she wasnt bullshitting. And they are always full throttle BJs with all the extras thrown in--- as if shes doing it because her life depended on it. Its a trip. You can see why I married the girl.
Never have tested her on the 2 hour thing because after 30 or 45 minutes I'm always ready to do something else again.

So... how much is a BJ like that worth? I dont know, Im just glad she's my wife. And yeah, I've had BJs from more girls than I even want to say and its a real joke to compare any of them to my wife. And she's pretty hot too. So... I guess I wouldnt let a girl smell my fingers after I hit a joint for a BJ, Ill just go home for one, thanks hahaha--- Its all relative huh?
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I think your wife sucked my dick one time too. She's prolly sucking the neighbor's dick right now.
 
JustCoasting

JustCoasting

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Well, it is "hard" to find a woman, or a man for that matter, who can really suck.

If you can find it, never, ever look back.

As to answer your question?

One timer, maybe a nice bud.

Life-timer, every fucking thing you own.
 
FarmerWiz

FarmerWiz

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Can't say i've given a girl some bud to do the job directly..
But i have chilled with many chicks, smoked like an 8th with them & its led to getting a BJ many times..
I wouldn't ever pay a girl in anyway for anything tbh :P
 
BenRound

BenRound

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PJ Diaz said:
I think your wife sucked my dick one time too. She's prolly sucking the neighbor's dick right now.
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All that huh dude?

Maybe its just sour grapes on your part cause, as you said yourself, you are sitting round wishing your wife would suck your dick and she aint doing it. Mine, I just get one when I want, she's cool like that.

So all in all I would have to say if either one of our wifes is sucking somebody else's dick its probably your wife. In all likelihood, if she aint giving up to you she's givin it up to somebody else then.

Just sayin'--- but then, it was you that started the ho-ass BS little junior-high school crap. Bitch.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Brick Top said:
Do we really need to go there, again? Does she cost you directly, as in do you have to pay her some sum of money or goods each and every time? I rather doubt you do. But sit down one day and add up just how much you have spent to have that wife, all the things you see as inconsequential to all the things that are anything but, and all only because you have a wife.

That is the indirect payment you pay to have your wife sexually.
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yes, let's re-litigate this one.

my wife and i split all bills. when gifts are exchanged, it is mutual and we spend similar amounts on one another. split the tab when we go out to eat or trade a meal for a meal when we treat each other.

and let's not forget that i could not live where i do for $500 a month. but when i put in $500 a month and she puts in $500 a month to rent, we get a much nicer place than we could afford on our own.

and let's not forget, as i have pointed out before, that she is the one with money, i am the one that scrapes by. if anything, she has carried me when things were tight for me.

so let's see here....higher standard of living, nicer place, financial security, AND blowjobs.

yep, i'm certainly making "indirect payments" for head, if you employ the logic that all sex and intimacy is simply a function of money somehow changing hands.

a sad way to go through life, but to each his own!
 
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Gyroscope

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Damn UB,
Last month you had to rub her back to get a little pussy and now you are getting blowjobs ? You've come a long way baby ! You should thank the OP and Bricktop for giving you the courage to make this possible.
 
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smokeweeda

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BenRound said:
All that huh dude?

Maybe its just sour grapes on your part cause, as you said yourself, you are sitting round wishing your wife would suck your dick and she aint doing it. Mine, I just get one when I want, she's cool like that.

So all in all I would have to say if either one of our wifes is sucking somebody else's dick its probably your wife. In all likelihood, if she aint giving up to you she's givin it up to somebody else then.

Just sayin'--- but then, it was you that started the ho-ass BS little junior-high school crap. Bitch.
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damn your "serving up hot plates of justice" haha..just watched observe and report again..
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Gyroscope said:
Damn UB,
Last month you had to rub her back to get a little pussy and now you are getting blowjobs ? You've come a long way baby ! You should thank the OP and Bricktop for giving you the courage to make this possible.
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i wasn't even talking to you.

quit stalking me.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Gyroscope said:
BT wasn't talking to you, so what's the difference ?

Is Gyro still in your head bro ??
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  • Do we really need to go there, again?



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what do you think he is referring to when he says "again"? :dunce:

you are a sock puppet and a shitty troll. trolling consists of more than just being an annoying stalker.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Gyroscope said:
PS
I seen you were looking at my profile earlier. Were you stalking me ?
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i was checking history. you have been on my scrotum since the day you joined.

you were also in my profile as well.

you are either a sock puppet or a very sad, pathetic human being, or both.

please find someone else to stalk.
 
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Gyroscope

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UncleBuck said:

  • Do we really need to go there, again?



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what do you think he is referring to when he says "again"? :dunce:

you are a sock puppet and a shitty troll. trolling consists of more than just being an annoying stalker.
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You are referring to an exchange between BT and Ocalli. Then like the last time you chimed in with your opinion. Now you have mine, like it or not. Tough shit Sherman.

As far as being a shitty troll, I am learning from you as I go because you are the biggest, shittiest troll I know. lol
 
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