How much weed is a blowjob worth?

Brick Top

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the big difference is that you are paying for a drink, you are not directly paying her to have sex with you.
As I said, the things I listed are indirect payment for what you get. When my three nieces were reaching the age of telling them about sex and various things that can lead to it my sister told them that martinis are leg spreaders.

So you pay for drinks and the legs spread. Direct or indirect, you still paid for what you got.

Come home to a woman on Valentines Day without flowers of chocolates of jewelery or sexy lingerie for her, or something, come home bare handed and see how much you get that night. But if you bring her roses and something slinky from Frederick's of Hollywood, or an expensive ring or necklace or tickets for a cruise or a car or whatever fits your budget and her tastes, and you'll be in like Flynn.

One way or another you pay, so what is so terrible or absurd about making a direct payment rather than an indirect payment since the results will be the same either way?
 

OGEvilgenius

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I would not give a blow job for ANY amount of weed. But then I am a hetrosexual male. Now how much would it take to get me to do some muff diving? Depending on the girl...I would freebie Taylor Swift. On the other hand Roseanne, Betty White, Whoopi Goldberg and too many others too name...not enough bud in the world for that too happen.
I bet the last 3 give way better head than Taylor Swift.

Just close your eyes (and ears in Roseanne's case, in case she says anything).

The answer to this question is: 0. I wouldn't let it happen. Wouldn't feel right.
 

Carthoris

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I bet the last 3 give way better head than Taylor Swift.

Just close your eyes (and ears in Roseanne's case, in case she says anything).

The answer to this question is: 0. I wouldn't let it happen. Wouldn't feel right.
How would a blowjob with Roseanne go? "Thats right bitch, take it, your shitty ass show and lack of comedy. Im going to jizz all over your rich ugly ass. Tell me your sorry for being a annoying talentless skank ho" lol. Id give her an ounce just to hear her say she sucks and she is sorry.
 

ML75

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well from a womans point of view.. the bigger the dick the harder the work , the more weed I want. and I aint talking about a gram or an 8th or a quarter. I agree I want a half of some dank ass bud.
 

supchaka

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So my dick is worth a qp then if your going by work load :) for reference, a friend of mine just got a bj from a stripper in so cal for $60 and that was thru a condom. And she was black... Lol I had to add that
 

SFguy

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i have a half right now ml75.. =) fresh larry og.. you might want more then that tho.. =) j/k my lady would cull me like a male plant balls first + shes got some really good coochie... hahahaha
 

SFguy

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what the fuck black got to do with it homie!!?? ^ i bet ur lil ass dick aint even worth a gram be careful what u say bro!
 

zer0ed

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i got a BJ from 2 girls at the same time in the vip of a "all nude" stripclub.
(ok well it wasn't at the same time, i was fingering 1 while the other was going down on me, and then they would switch. and they switched a few times.)

i paid them $100 each.
Worth every penny.
 

heathaa

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girls give me weed to blow me...lol ha lol. not really i would never pay. i burn with her thats about it
 

UncleBuck

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As I said, the things I listed are indirect payment for what you get. When my three nieces were reaching the age of telling them about sex and various things that can lead to it my sister told them that martinis are leg spreaders.

So you pay for drinks and the legs spread. Direct or indirect, you still paid for what you got.

Come home to a woman on Valentines Day without flowers of chocolates of jewelery or sexy lingerie for her, or something, come home bare handed and see how much you get that night. But if you bring her roses and something slinky from Frederick's of Hollywood, or an expensive ring or necklace or tickets for a cruise or a car or whatever fits your budget and her tastes, and you'll be in like Flynn.

One way or another you pay, so what is so terrible or absurd about making a direct payment rather than an indirect payment since the results will be the same either way?
funny, last night a back rub lead to nookie.

total cost of back rub: $0.00

i lost my virginity basically the same way after watching "finding nemo". i didn't pay shit for the movie either, it was my room mate's.

like i said, rationalization is a hoot from the perspective of an outsider.
 

SFguy

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do any of you actually have a wife or girlfriend that you LIVE WITH..? THAT my friends is really paying for it.. not this free love college b/s if you have a roommate, your excluded.. lol youll know what paying for it means but right now enjoy mommy n daddy paying for school
 

Gyroscope

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funny, last night a back rub lead to nookie.

total cost of back rub: $0.00

i lost my virginity basically the same way after watching "finding nemo". i didn't pay shit for the movie either, it was my room mate's.

like i said, rationalization is a hoot from the perspective of an outsider.
Isn't that sweet. So if you wife still gives you a little, why are you so angry ?
 

UncleBuck

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oh no!

a couple of internet gaylords are implying that i enjoy gay sex.

heavens to betsy, whatever shall i do?
 
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