How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You know why? ...oh wow you mean the light bulb is out?



Q: Whats the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
A: A drunk driver runs a red light and a stoned driver waits for the stop sign to turn green

The first one, I saw somewhere and the answer was 'I dunno.. I forgot.'

Funny though

Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: i don't hard but it's too stoned to be around lcd without being a smartass.

None I'm too stoned for that pilgrims

don't quit your day job.

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What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

I cried when I cut up the onion.

about 420, give or take

3 one to get the bulb one to roll up the weed other to make observations

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one but it takes 15 episodes

For real man.. some dude been terrorizing the town the past 6 episodes(without even fighting, just sizing each other up).. all you see is weird eye movements, strange quivers, and constant screaming.....I get forced into watching Saturday cartoons on the cw.......

The sign of a real man, watching cartoons with your kids!
Happy Daddy!

giggle stick said:

3 one to get the bulb one to roll up the weed other to make observations

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It take’s one person to change a light bulb , but the light bulb , really has to want to change.