how long til finish....and piss test question lol

ablepipeman

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ok so i am in week 5 or 6 of flowering (didnt write down exact date) and I have a sativa and i hope she finishes in next 3 weeks....frost is coming soon. I will post a couple pics. pics are from the 25th, so they are a couple days old.

ALso i have a emplyment piss test coming up in two weeks. I havent smoked for a week, and i smoked for a week before that it was all commercial shit. And i didnt smoke for about 3 weeks before that.....so do you all think i will be ok for the test?
 

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SloMo

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you've still got at least a month on the sativa nuggs, but thats only speculation. as far as the UA is concerened, part 1. eat a big ass medium rare steak, or a couple thick ass home made burgers the day before your drug test. (seriously) red meat will increase the creatine in your piss (which has to do with the specific gravity they measure). part two about 4 hours before the test start drinking massive amounts of water (about 1 litre per hour, or as muck as you can stomache), this will dilute any cannabinoids in your system. part 3 45 minutes before your test (while still drinking your water) take double the recomended dose of a "super B complex" vitimin. (this will turn your diluted urin, that has the extra weight from the creatine, a normal yellow color. (color is one of the first things they look at), then they test temp, which if it just came out of you.... it should be normal. i piss every two weeks for my PO, and havn't been hit yet. this info came to me from a friend that works in a toxicoligy lab.
 

widow0maker

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you've still got at least a month on the sativa nuggs, but thats only speculation. as far as the UA is concerened, part 1. eat a big ass medium rare steak, or a couple thick ass home made burgers the day before your drug test. (seriously) red meat will increase the creatine in your piss (which has to do with the specific gravity they measure). part two about 4 hours before the test start drinking massive amounts of water (about 1 litre per hour, or as muck as you can stomache), this will dilute any cannabinoids in your system. part 3 45 minutes before your test (while still drinking your water) take double the recomended dose of a "super B complex" vitimin. (this will turn your diluted urin, that has the extra weight from the creatine, a normal yellow color. (color is one of the first things they look at), then they test temp, which if it just came out of you.... it should be normal. i piss every two weeks for my PO, and havn't been hit yet. this info came to me from a friend that works in a toxicoligy lab.
I agree with about everything said here except a few things are off a bit. The way you do it will work for the most part (I did it very similar when I had to pass mine and it worked) but a few things I know are off a bit. The big thing is the creatine. They don't measure creatine, they measure creatinine which is eventually one of the byproducts that comes from creatine. This takes at least one day to metabolize and it is better to take some creatine 2-3 days before. Most will take it 3 days before and 2 days before and then very small amount 1 day before, usually around 2 grams. If for some reason your levels come up higher then the normal amount you can say either 1. you like energy drinks which usually have around 1.2 grams in them or that you have been starting to weight lift and were recommended by GNC muscleplex (say muscleplex since this is the crap usually recommended to you at GNC). The vitamin b-2 is specifically the vitamin the turns you piss yellow. Problem with b-2 vitamins or the b-complex is some have such a high content (much higher then the average dose) that if you take double dosage you will definitely turn your piss yellow-green which at a high color concentration does NOT look normal and will through testers off. At double the normal dose which you can find out by comparing one product to several other b-complex's or specifically b-2 vitamins and usually can gauge what the average dose is. Of that I would take double the dose and around 6 hours before hand to allow time for the vitamins to be digested. The fatty burgers is also a good idea, but I would start eating 5 days before hand, the idea being that thc is absorbed and held in fat which makes it detectable for 1 month in piss test since it is slowly released. By eating a very high fat diet for those 5 days your body will continue to put fat on and not burn much if any off releasing thc and also store some that is freely in your system during the diet. I also recommend aspirin. I know this is something that is debated as whether it actually helps mask, I don't think anyone but a person that works in the drug lab could accurately tell you. But I have heard many success stories with this and figure why not. I would take double dosage 6 hours before and 1 dosage 3 hours before in case you need to wait for a while to get tested. Any kind of diuretic you can take the day of to help dilute your piss is good. Staying on the mild side of diuretics say with cranberry juice is good since this wont raise your metabolism like some diuretics, example caffeine, will do. I smoked a bunch the day before since I had no idea I was going to have an interview that day or that they would say I needed to take the piss test that day as well for employment. I ended up passing after freaking out a bunch. Went online and googled much of it, read on MANY forums to try and get a better consensus on what people thought instead of one boards view, some such as the creatine I knew before hand after being heavily involved in weight lifting for 6 years and researching much of the science behind weight lifting and certain supplements. Just make sure not to smoke any more until the test and do not exercise at all within 5 days as this will help release thc from the fat in your body. good luck and hope this helps.
 

SloMo

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I agree with about everything said here except a few things are off a bit. The way you do it will work for the most part (I did it very similar when I had to pass mine and it worked) but a few things I know are off a bit. The big thing is the creatine. They don't measure creatine, they measure creatinine which is eventually one of the byproducts that comes from creatine. This takes at least one day to metabolize and it is better to take some creatine 2-3 days before. Most will take it 3 days before and 2 days before and then very small amount 1 day before, usually around 2 grams. If for some reason your levels come up higher then the normal amount you can say either 1. you like energy drinks which usually have around 1.2 grams in them or that you have been starting to weight lift and were recommended by GNC muscleplex (say muscleplex since this is the crap usually recommended to you at GNC). The vitamin b-2 is specifically the vitamin the turns you piss yellow. Problem with b-2 vitamins or the b-complex is some have such a high content (much higher then the average dose) that if you take double dosage you will definitely turn your piss yellow-green which at a high color concentration does NOT look normal and will through testers off. At double the normal dose which you can find out by comparing one product to several other b-complex's or specifically b-2 vitamins and usually can gauge what the average dose is. Of that I would take double the dose and around 6 hours before hand to allow time for the vitamins to be digested. The fatty burgers is also a good idea, but I would start eating 5 days before hand, the idea being that thc is absorbed and held in fat which makes it detectable for 1 month in piss test since it is slowly released. By eating a very high fat diet for those 5 days your body will continue to put fat on and not burn much if any off releasing thc and also store some that is freely in your system during the diet. I also recommend aspirin. I know this is something that is debated as whether it actually helps mask, I don't think anyone but a person that works in the drug lab could accurately tell you. But I have heard many success stories with this and figure why not. I would take double dosage 6 hours before and 1 dosage 3 hours before in case you need to wait for a while to get tested. Any kind of diuretic you can take the day of to help dilute your piss is good. Staying on the mild side of diuretics say with cranberry juice is good since this wont raise your metabolism like some diuretics, example caffeine, will do. I smoked a bunch the day before since I had no idea I was going to have an interview that day or that they would say I needed to take the piss test that day as well for employment. I ended up passing after freaking out a bunch. Went online and googled much of it, read on MANY forums to try and get a better consensus on what people thought instead of one boards view, some such as the creatine I knew before hand after being heavily involved in weight lifting for 6 years and researching much of the science behind weight lifting and certain supplements. Just make sure not to smoke any more until the test and do not exercise at all within 5 days as this will help release thc from the fat in your body. good luck and hope this helps.
BIG UPPS to my man widow0maker!!!.. LOL. i was completley expecting to read 500 posts from people saying "take a bunch of niacen, or Golden seal! that gets you clean!" quite nice to hear from somone educated on the subject. i believe we are both on the same page, though we may differ in our habbits (sept weed) LOL i'm a overweight redneck that eats near-raw beef every day... i may have a more readily available constant supply of creatine coming out than somone that loads with monohydrate before lifting, that may be why this system works for me. as far as the B complex, i take it about 45 minutes before so i have time for a good piss to get that neon colour out. and asprin.... i will have to ask my guy about that, but from the hearsay i've heard... it doesnothing.
 

SloMo

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so... Able... if your too high to read it all, start eatin lots of cow meat, drinkin lots of water, and figure outhow many B viatimins it takes to make your piss " the right color yellow" que?
 

ablepipeman

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thanks guys i will do....i bought a home test from wal mart today and the test came back negative without ay dilution or anything and it was first part of stream not last..... However this test is a d.o.t test for a cdl so i figure there test will be more sensitive. Thanks again +rep to you both
 

intensive

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or...just take clean piss in a baby food glass bottle, a beutane lighter, and a small thermometer. place thermometer in container and heat until 97 degress and pour in cup, then laugh when you pass cuz you just gave somebody piss in a baby food container and got away with it
 
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