How Hard Is It To Grow a Meth Plant?

All you huckleberries should leave the OP be.

I have a meth plant.

I had to do a little garden planning, however.

I wanted it nowhere near my money tree.

i hurdd the meth plant was the money tree

Medical Grade said:

i hurdd the meth plant was the money tree

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Far from it.

Meth and money are incompatible.

The strain of meth plant I am currently growing is called Paranoia.

The meth seed bank I bought them from had another strain called Poverty, but I passed.

They have other strains, too. Strains called Toothless and Blow Job.

Even a hybrid called Toothless Blow Job.

Get some sassafras or safrole seeds for step one

The meth seed bank I use offers a wide variety of strains:

Scab Face

Mug Shot

Dirt Nap

Tweaker Twitch

Where's My Television?

Meat Wagon

Morgue

Criminal Record

Kickin' Chicken

Boneyard

Grind

Skull Garden

And any number of hybrids of all those individual strains.

Oh man there are some good posts in here. +rep to all the good ones I can get to. -rep if you thought I was serious.

assasinofyouth420 said:

Meth cannot be converted to cocaine.

To OP: wow....just wow. You're dumber than aknight.

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if you read my post correctly and thoroughly you will see i didnt say meth could be converted from coca...so before YOU start calling people dumb, maybe read the fucking post all the way through?.....thats elementary shit bro...

I didnt say you were dumb. I said OP was dumber than you. You assumed that meant you were dumb...bro.

whats with all the hostility bra

assasinofyouth420 said:

I didnt say you were dumb. I said OP was dumber than you. You assumed that meant you were dumb...bro.

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again if you read my ENTIRE post, you will see i didnt say you called me dumb did I? where did I say, you called me dumb? i said people, im not people. again, elementary.



and by the way, you said -- To OP: wow....just wow. You're dumber than aknight.

implying that im dumb, but the OP is dumber, dont try to act innocent now after you made a mistake, dont worry, i forgive you

ill help you only if you can help me find some money tree seeds

Ephedra sinica (ma huang)is a plant source for ephedrine. There is also the Khat plant (catha edulis) which can get you pretty amped, it containes methcathinone which is potent stimulant, ephedrine in high ammounts, norepinephrine and pseudoadrenaline, it is pretty stimulating. They are both dificult to grow from seed.

...But your still a moron.

chronicallyDank said:

And where do you get seeds from?

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bwahahahahaahhah I dont know how we are going to make it if this is our future LOL

[video=youtube;QRQcINVaaSA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQcINVaaSA[/video]

chronicallyDank said:

And where do you get seeds from?

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The elusive Meth Plant.Own it for a year,pay for it a lifetime.Stick with the gas huffing it seems to work for you.

Man i about died from the two picture posts at the top!!! hahahahahahaha.... Fukn hilarious..

aknight3 said:

a meth plant dude? come on man....meth is a chemical made either in labs or bathtubs of trailer parks, you can grow coca plants, which CHEMICALLY can eventually be convderted to cocaine, but dude, meth plant? for reals man? u gotta get it together....dont even try to get coca plants you wil never figure out how to make cocaine (or a significant amount of it)...

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Actually ephedra, which is in meth comes from a plant/tree thats native to china, who the hell knows how much has to be grown to make a tiny amount much less the extraction process... plus itd be easier to get away with some ephedra trees than coca.... I think i remember my biology teacher saying sumin about the trees having a god awful odor worse than anything you can imagine when their flowering... like rotten fish or sumin

I remember the good San Diego meth,if you had that shit in your pocket everyone could smell it.Was up 4 days on that stanky shit.

this fucking thread got 6 pages...

Beansly said:

this fucking thread got 6 pages...

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That is pretty amazing. I learned my lesson about meth a looooong time ago.