How far along until i can smoke it

Hi.

How fare along in the flowering process do I have to wait to smoke my bud without getting killer headaches or sore throats?

My place is hotting up and i really need to get rid off this plant but dont fancy chucking it.

you can smoke it at any time, just cut it put it in the microwave for a few seconds wil it dries up and smoke away.

I hope people tell you what I am: let it grow and harvest it when its the right time. It such a waste to harvest a plant with so little time left until the full completion.

Indeed but as I said matey my place is hotting up. Next door are starting to clock on and they can smell it.

My plant still has a lot of white hairs on, what do i do about this... chop these off?

Whats the chances off getting bad headaches and sore throats?

Cheers

jesus of Cannabis said:

you can smoke it at any time, just cut it put it in the microwave for a few seconds wil it dries up and smoke away.

I hope people tell you what I am: let it grow and harvest it when its the right time. It such a waste to harvest a plant with so little time left until the full completion.

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I cut a few unripe bud nodules just about every time I grow.

Dry them in a microwave and smoke em.

They taste terrible and the buzz doesn't last very long and it's not very intense. But when you're in a real pinch, it's better than nothing.

Thanks buddy.

Theres still lots of white hairsd on there though... what do i do about them, trim them off?

dont pick your buds untill there done and never quick dry in the microwave

Well as I said i have no choice,, i either do it now or its getting chucked... seriously!

how far along are you then atleast 6 weeks?

Who in the fuck tells someone to dry weed in the fuckin microwave.Lay your fresh smoke in a cool dark place for a couple of weeks.Its needs to dry slowly.I cure my smoke in jars for weeks before I smoke

PurpleHazerBlaza said:

Thanks buddy.

Theres still lots of white hairsd on there though... what do i do about them, trim them off?

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Naw, I just clip the leaves off, that's all.

Toss em in the microwave using the defrost setting, for like 8-10 minutes, and you have some nasty (bad tasting and smelling) low potency smoke.

I agree with others here though, you'll be much more thankful if you let them finish out.

Mr.Therapy Man said:

Who in the fuck tells someone to dry weed in the fuckin microwave.Lay your fresh smoke in a cool dark place for a couple of weeks.Its needs to dry slowly.I cure my smoke in jars for weeks before I smoke

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Never said it was the best way, or the proper way. Just said you can do it if you're impatient.

Mr.Therapy Man said:

Who in the fuck tells someone to dry weed in the fuckin microwave.Lay your fresh smoke in a cool dark place for a couple of weeks.Its needs to dry slowly.I cure my smoke in jars for weeks before I smoke

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i do so what...i still ketch a killer buzz..

You cant be putting anything into your plants if your willing to let them grow six months then microwave your smoke in two minutes,How fuckin stupid or lazy I dont know which.

8-10 minutes in a microwave?

HORRIBLE advice.

Smoke cat hair as it'll get you as stoned as microwaved to death pot.

Do what?

Maybe some off you have the wrong idea with this thread?

Let me put it simple.

Next door think im growing = police = police raid.

Dont want to get caught neither chuck plants = smoke them now!

Lol

cut it down and stick the buds in a shoe box under your bed.

Wait a week then transfer the buds into glass jars...open lids twice a day for a few minutes.

Do that for another 2 weeks...be careful of mold...open the jars more often if you think they are too damp.

Mr.Therapy Man said:

You cant be putting anything into your plants if your willing to let them grow six months then microwave your smoke in two minutes,How fuckin stupid or lazy I dont know which.

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I could care less what you think. It'll work if you're in a hurry or impatient. Got proof it won't?

Never said it was "good" advice, I said you CAN do it.

And just because someone doesn't have weeks to let their shit dry like yourself, be it because they are impatient or in a pickle, doesn't mean they are stupid or lazy.

What's with the name calling just because something is done different than the way you do it?

And what part of "it tastes like shit, gives a poor buzz, and doesn't last long" did you miss in the earlier posts?

I guess you were too busy throwing out demeaning labels.

Anjinsan said:

8-10 minutes in a microwave?

HORRIBLE advice.

Smoke cat hair as it'll get you as stoned as microwaved to death pot.

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Yeah it's NOT great advice, but it will work.

Anjinsan said:

cut it down and stick the buds in a shoe box under your bed.

Wait a week then transfer the buds into glass jars...open lids twice a day for a few minutes.

Do that for another 2 weeks...be careful of mold...open the jars more often if you think they are too damp.

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That would be better if he's in a position to do it.

No well grown smoke deserves the microwave and Ill leave it at that