How easy is it to get a club card?

Mad Hatter

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Yes Mad Hatter. I am a woman but that does NOT mean I am interested in your balls so please do not make yourself too comfortable with that pm button.

And thank you:blsmoke:
WTF im sorry I was too wasted to think of a better subject line to my PM, I will refrain from saying you rock in the future. Although I dont really see why you have to PM an throw my shit out in a thread. Quit pmsn an go get some Midol.
 

medicineman

New Member
while im in nevada i want to try and get one so i can grow leagally for my own uses, its harder to get one out here i hear if you get a card they put you on some sort of gov list but that just what ive heard
The process is long and frustrating, way too much for me to try and negotiate at this time. If you are successful, please PM me with the Procedure and all the secrets, (Shortcuts), thanks. I'll give you a clue: First you have to send 50.00 to the state for an information and forms deal. Then you have to go through about three other steps before you ever see a doctor. Then the doctor wants to see all your medical records, especially the ones documenting your supposed illness that qualifies you for medical MJ. I say this is way too much bullshit for me and that is why in a state with 2.6 million people there are only about 6-8 hundred lisences. Please keep me informed with your progress. I've been told that I have massive arthritus in my spine by a Dr. from an X-ray reading and My back tells me it's true, so I'm probably eligible, but the hassel list is too long for me. I think they planned it this way to keep the numbers low. BTW, yes you go into a data base, a MJ registry if you will, the Feds would love to see that.
 

fdd2blk

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The process is long and frustrating, way too much for me to try and negotiate at this time. If you are successful, please PM me with the Procedure and all the secrets, (Shortcuts), thanks. I'll give you a clue: First you have to send 50.00 to the state for an information and forms deal. Then you have to go through about three other steps before you ever see a doctor. Then the doctor wants to see all your medical records, especially the ones documenting your supposed illness that qualifies you for medical marijuana. I say this is way too much bullshit for me and that is why in a state with 2.6 million people there are only about 6-8 hundred lisences. Please keep me informed with your progress. I've been told that I have massive arthritus in my spine by a Dr. from an X-ray reading and My back tells me it's true, so I'm probably eligible, but the hassel list is too long for me. I think they planned it this way to keep the numbers low. BTW, yes you go into a data base, a MJ registry if you will, the Feds would love to see that.

you could probably get your regular Dr to prescribe percocet over the phone. :roll:
 

medicineman

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you could probably get your regular Dr to prescribe percocet over the phone. :roll:
Thanks but I have my meds. And I don't need no stinkin percocets. The VA supplies me with my Meds for 8 bucks for a 30 day supply, and yes, they come in the mail, thank you very much. I wonder, was this an attempt at sarcasm, or a genuine caring comment?
 

fdd2blk

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Thanks but I have my meds. And I don't need no stinkin percocets. The VA supplies me with my Meds for 8 bucks for a 30 day supply, and yes, they come in the mail, thank you very much. I wonder, was this an attempt at sarcasm, or a genuine caring comment?

i knew i worded it wrong.


i was trying to point out how willingly they throw out prescription meds, yet try to get a little pot. i mentioned to my regular Dr. that i use medical marijuana for my back pain. he rolled his eyes. i said i might need more vicodin for those really bad days. he said just call the pharmacy. :roll:
 

mockingbird131313

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my sciatica is killin' me. :evil:
I don't live in California, so I am not a candidate for a med card, even through I have records to support a need.

But my question is the amount a med patient is allowed to buy or own. So if I had a legal card, could I go in and buy an once every day if I wished?
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brasmith

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You ever heard the saying "One bad apple spoils the whole bunch" ?

You must be a kid thinkin the way you do.

There are people that truely need a medicinal use card and they are latigimate in their illness.
I for example am one of these people and I do not have a card, cancer is a killa.

It wasn't too long ago that the states were granted this legal edge. And just as quick as the medicinal use laws came into affect they could be banned.
People like you would be the reason for ruining it for people like me, FDD and many others.

Get a grip Mr. Pompous
 

fdd2blk

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I don't live in California, so I am not a candidate for a med card, even through I have records to support a need.

But my question is the amount a med patient is allowed to buy or own. So if I had a legal card, could I go in and buy an once every day if I wished?
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you can't smoke an ounce a day. :-|
 

mockingbird131313

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The process is long and frustrating, way too much for me to try and negotiate at this time. If you are successful, please PM me with the Procedure and all the secrets, (Shortcuts), thanks. I'll give you a clue: First you have to send 50.00 to the state for an information and forms deal. Then you have to go through about three other steps before you ever see a doctor. Then the doctor wants to see all your medical records, especially the ones documenting your supposed illness that qualifies you for medical marijuana. I say this is way too much bullshit for me and that is why in a state with 2.6 million people there are only about 6-8 hundred lisences. Please keep me informed with your progress. I've been told that I have massive arthritus in my spine by a Dr. from an X-ray reading and My back tells me it's true, so I'm probably eligible, but the hassel list is too long for me. I think they planned it this way to keep the numbers low. BTW, yes you go into a data base, a marijuana registry if you will, the Feds would love to see that.
This is interesting information. One of my skills is long-haul big rig driving. I have mild-diabetes. I can take pills and be out of control and have a half a chance to get a med-card each year. But, if I shoot insulin, I'm in closer control, but illegal.

IF I can show proof, from three different physicians, that I am in control with insulin, I can spend a huge amount of money for a one year long Federal Exemption.

So, I decided to let inexperienced kids make foolish mistakes on the highways. I have pulled my last load through the mountains on a snowy night. The world is a safer place I guess. Right?
 

"SICC"

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I live in California, like 5 ppl at my work got there med cards, its easy as fuc, you have to pay before even seeing the doctor so ur gonna get it no matter what, my homie got his no prob, ima goin to get mine too, we all have nothing wrong, its not that hard,
 

fdd2blk

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Right, I was asking if there was a daily or monthly purchase limit?

it varies by county how much you can have at ounce. the state limit is 8 ounces. when i first got my card years ago it said 4 grams a day. this was a club purchase limit. nobody ever followed it because you could be buying for the week or month. i've bought up to an ounce at ounce. you can visit once daily.:blsmoke:
 

fdd2blk

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[quote="SICC";518671]I live in California, like 5 ppl at my work got there med cards, its easy as fuc, you have to pay before even seeing the doctor so ur gonna get it no matter what, my homie got his no prob, ima goin to get mine too, we all have nothing wrong, its not that hard,[/quote]


i could fuck your spine up for you. then you'd be legit. just playin'. don't hate me. :blsmoke::peace::peace:
 

"SICC"

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lol, but yea i understand what ur saying, i kno other pll need it more than i do, but i love my medical buds :weed:
 

fdd2blk

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[quote="SICC";518688]lol, but yea i understand what ur saying, i kno other pll need it more than i do, but i love my medical buds :weed:[/quote]


just make sure you vend your extras to the clubs. :blsmoke:
 

fdd2blk

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Just out of curiosity, (I don't grow weed for sale), What do the clubs pay growers for buds, say an OZ.
they prefer it by the lb. top dollar on todays market is about 3800 in my area but it has to be the best and you need a good reputation.
 

medicineman

New Member
360 an ounce out the door.
Wow, A pretty nice mark-up I'd say, 122.50 an OZ for just selling someone elses hard earned labor. Thats 1960.00 an LB pretty sweet I'd say. So if I were to let my friends have similar quality buds for 150.00 an OZ, I'd pretty much be doing them a favor, eh. BTW, do they tax that? That would cut about 30.00 off the profit.
 
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