How do you ask someone if they can get weed

Oh hell defiantely look at the guy different. Its never really a good idea to just go up to someone and ask them for buds. I know if someone i didnt know asked me for buds i would act like i had no idea what they were talkin about. I dont feel like have to get busted cause i gave some dude a bag.


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imtylerdammit said:

Oh hell defiantely look at the guy different. Its never really a good idea to just go up to someone and ask them for buds. I know if someone i didnt know asked me for buds i would act like i had no idea what they were talkin about. I dont feel like have to get busted cause i gave some dude a bag.


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lol nice, if someone asked me where to get bud I might tell them but it depends on age and how they look. If they're over 25 I'd be like "uhhhh...no?" but if they were under 25 I'd tell them...as long as they don't look like a cop. Unless they toke up with me then I don't care how old they are I'd point them in the right direction.

i had to ask someone, i just called them and said " do you smoke marijuana" and they said "no" problem solved.

Ravioli said:

Just ask if they smoke, don't be specific. If they say, "smoke what?", then laugh because that's the answer you were looking for and now you know they smoke pot.

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Works for me, or if he smokes ciggs, than say something like "I don't smoke ciggs any more" when you see the pack.

If he is down they will respond "ciggs? so what do you smoke?" BINGO!

DistanceKHA said:

Works for me, or if he smokes ciggs, than say something like "I don't smoke ciggs any more" when you see the pack.

If he is down they will respond "ciggs? so what do you smoke?" BINGO!

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matthew said:

So I got a guy I am doing some computer work for, he wants to buy me a case of beer for doing the work. Frankly I could care less if I get anything but I have no use for the beer (quit drinking). He is an "urban" individual and the type of guy who I would expect to know people. The problem is that I know him on a professional level and have to deal with him about once every few months. I don't know how to approach the guy about it and would feel like a HUGE dick if he was like "bud, you mean drugs, WTF, do I look like a drug dealer asshole?" He is a pretty laid back guy and I think at the worst he would say that he couldn't but how do you guys "cold call"?

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Don't do it. If it goes funky then you both feel weird. Just take the beer and trade it for some weed. Besides, what does a case of beer cost and how much would you get with the same money in weed? It might cost your friend more money to by weed. Or worse he could get arrested.

Take the beer and next time just charge him.

Charfizcool said:

lol nice, if someone asked me where to get bud I might tell them but it depends on age and how they look. If they're over 25 I'd be like "uhhhh...no?" but if they were under 25 I'd tell them...as long as they don't look like a cop. Unless they toke up with me then I don't care how old they are I'd point them in the right direction.

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u age racist! j/k dude

my favorite way to ask is "do you know where I can score some big fat doobies?" and look all sketchy while asking, it helps to make alot of sudden movements too

Personally in response to the do you smoke question I answer "not cigarettes" with a cheezy smile.

I have a solution that came up during a nice session yesterday. We need a simple discrete hand shake, kinda like the boy scout shake or some shit. Then we can take over the world In the neighbood I grew up in I knew at least 9 sets of parents who blazed it up, we're everywhere, I tired of hiding.

mane2008 said:

oh poolball is an 1/8th sorry.

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8ball and its coke

Charfizcool said:

lol nice, if someone asked me where to get bud I might tell them but it depends on age and how they look. If they're over 25 I'd be like "uhhhh...no?" but if they were under 25 I'd tell them...as long as they don't look like a cop. Unless they toke up with me then I don't care how old they are I'd point them in the right direction.

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I'm WAY over 25. Like, waaa-aayy over 25.

Mom won't share her nugs with YOU!

perhaps if u were to say a word that he would only know the meaning off if he was a mash head e.g say sumat like ' you got any kings so i can roll a zoot' Lol and if he smokes weed then he'll probs say sum thing like 'Fo' Sure Nigga' but if he dont smoke it then he'll jst be like 'WTF does dat mean!?!?' then jst dont tell him and he wont be any the wiser! lol u neva know it might work :S but if not who gives a shit lol

Ask him if he's ever heard of NORML, and say you saw it on a bumper sticker and checked it out. Explain to him what it is and how you think weed shouldn't be illegal anyway. Just to see his views on pot and the law. This way if he seems to be a non smoker, you can just tell him you don't smoke either but think it shouldn't be a crime.

Just tell him that you dont drink he MIGHT respond "do you smoke." I wouldnt bring it up if he didn't - you are asking for trouble.

Everytime my maintence guy comes I offer to smoke him out and give him some beer. He always smokes a bowl or two with me and takes the beer for the road. That guy is here in 5 minutes flat when I call him and he always replaces my shit. It would throw me off if he or the pizza guy asked me for pot before I offered.

loveformetal1 said:

8ball and its coke

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Shit bra wat is you talking about?

Pool ball means 3.5g flat.
Get outta here wit that shit

Best way to approach is to relate it to something else and try to bring it up in a conversation casually.

Think of something you heard about pot on the radio or tv that relates to a topic you guys are talking about often, like for me Real Estate is something that comes up a lot and with all the grow houses out there it can be an easy topic starter:

'Did you see the news the other week where a Real Estate agent showing a house, found 1000 pot plants in that vacant house that was for sale?'

Depending on his/her response you could come back with:

'man if I was the RE agent that found it I sure wouldn't be calling the cops....' or 'talk about a big selling point... plants included with price of home...' said with a laugh and some sarcasm till you see a reaction. Then you could bridge the topic after the laughs with the Q about if they blaze....