How do I pass a piss test

killemsoftly said:

hey guys,
some nut keeps following me
he must need spooning

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I already told you I'm not following you...I'm merely "observing" you. Now get back to bathing. Your voice sounds so much better in the shower.

aw, don't leave nutes. i promise not to call you nuts anymore (shit).
come on back bro. it's all going to be okay.
'find a happy place' just keep saying that. it's your mantra bro
i know your not nuts nutes. you just need some love

"...i drift away
and i think of you..."
and only you bro
c'mon let's spoon

killemsoftly said:

aw, don't leave nutes. i promise not to call you nuts anymore (shit).
come on back bro. it's all going to be okay.
'find a happy place' just keep saying that. it's your mantra bro
i know your not nuts nutes. you just need some love

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Here we go again.
What is your problem?
Why or what is causing your paranoia?

sorry. can't help myself
it's like those days where you spank it 8 times

sorry guys.
nutes and i are in the middle of a complex, courtship ritual
he's pretending to play hard to get
we'll leave now
c'mon nutes
let's go find a warm, dark spot

killemsoftly said:

sorry guys.
nutes and i are in the middle of a complex, courtship ritual
he's pretending to play hard to get
we'll leave now
c'mon nutes
let's go find a warm, dark spot

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Is this your cell phone account Buck?

Damn, nutes that was fiiiiiyah bro!
Didn't know you had that kind of muscular control
Ok, I'm ready. your turn to be on top.

c"mon nutes.
It was sublime.
You rocked my world.
Don't let buck get between us.
c'mon bro, i need some post-coital spooning.
hold me, squeeze me, that's right

don't worry nutes
i won't kiss and tell
it's all good
mmmmmmm.....
so how do you like your eggs?

killemsoftly said:

c"mon nutes.
It was sublime.
You rocked my world.
Don't let buck get between us.
c'mon bro, i need some post-coital spooning.
hold me, squeeze me, that's right

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Everything is gonna by ok.

good stuff
who's keith
does nutes have a twin!
I can't wait to meet him. me rikee twins

killemsoftly said:

good stuff
who's keith
does nutes have a twin!
I can't wait to meet him. me rikee twins

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I'd like to smoke what you are smoking, well, not really.

Must be some crazy mix of shit.

Sit back, take some deep breaths and relax.

it's all good bro
no, i'm not buck
i'm hairy
dontcha remember
didn't you say you like bears?
i'm harry/hairy nutes
you are very dear to my heart
don't worry bro
i don't kiss n tell
it's just us man
always
siempre mi amor

killemsoftly said:

it's all good bro
no, i'm not buck
i'm hairy
dontcha remember
didn't you say you like bears?
i'm harry/hairy nutes
you are very dear to my heart
don't worry bro
i don't kiss n tell
it's just us man
always
siempre mi amor

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Ahhh, spring romance.

NONE of this page is going to help Noobled with his piss test, way to go guys!

Commander Strax said:

NONE of this page is going to help Noobled with his piss test, way to go guys!

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We're here to help.

Commander Strax said:

NONE of this page is going to help Noobled with his piss test, way to go guys!

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sorry CS
my bad
nutes and i had a spring fling
i think it's over
iwill cease n desist
best of luck
took one today too (hope i passed lol)
peace to all and to all a good night
Noobled: sincerely. I apologize. Got caught up in it. best of luck. clean urine thoughts are coming your way. (pass, pass,....)

Chug a quart of cranberry juice cocktail on your way to the piss test. Seriously, works every time.

Do you get a partial pass if you can get it all in the cup without spillage? Must count for something?