How 'Bout My Dallas Mavericks?

i have one line. Thank Gawd Basketball is finially OVER. mabye we ll be lucky and everyone will retire and the game to go away. ok 4 lines.

I asked lebron for change for a dollar & he said "Sorry, all I have is 75 cents; I don't have a 4th quarter."

Why didnt lebron go to college? Because he doesnt show up for finals.