How and will I be clean for pre-employment test

Bongboy00

Member
What's up guys long story short dream job. Daily smoker 1-2grams a day. 3 weeks clean. Possible hair but probably UA. Been doing the Mac and rid treatments gonna bleach and do again keep fingers crossed. Possibly a UA i run around 20 miles a week box and lift daily very lean very fit and always drink a ton of water I took the homecare test today and the line was faint but it showed I'm negative. I know there's still a likely hood ill test positive at quest labs. Should I use test clear powdered? I see no current reviews. Or anything I can do to make sure I test clean on my own? Gonna take another home test on Thursday and I'm supposed to be tested Friday or I have to take it by next wed when I'm away and I want know where the lab is so bringing a sub is harder but that brings me to 30 days. I took this test early Am after like a piss and a half. Any pointers??? Help a bro out this is a sick opportunity. My only hope is if I'm positive my levels will be super low and I can plead that someone gave me a cookie last month when it was my bday with out knowing. I know I read of guys passing clean on there own... I'd deff sub if I knew anyyyonnnee but good lord everyone is on some sort of meds these days and it doesn't look good to be on antiaxiety meds in my field. It's so redic to have to go through this. Could be doing blow every weekend and have no worries.... Thanks in advance
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
Come on bros anyone??
you already tested neg but:

if you have the cash..www.urineluck.com

if not the certo method works fine..i just did it monday (daily smoker, smoked the night before):

  1. 2 hours before test mix one pouch of certo (jello aisle) and 32 oz lemon/lime gatorade - finish within 15 minutes.
  2. drink 2-32 oz water + take a b-12 for color.
  3. pee 2 times..don't worry if it ends up being 3.
  4. go to test.
  5. pee into toilet and catch mid stream only..you want to avoid first and last part of stream.
basically explained, UA measures the metabolite of THC not THC itself..the certo jell breaks itself down and surrounds these metabolites therefore rendering it a false negative..metabolites can't be detected. lasts 4 hours.
 

Bongboy00

Member
Thanks man. The line was faint and bc I'm in training I drink a ton of water so I'm gonna do this method also. Gonna take another piss test tm am first void first stream so it's super concentrated feel like if that passes I gotta be good. Today is 3 weeks after years of sick bud. Worst is it's still possible It can be a hair test. Been treating my dome for 2 weeks I look like leather face lol can't risk it. Difference of $200 a week to 115k a year. Love my green but I love money and a future way more
 

Bongboy00

Member
What do you guys think. This line was way more faint. First wiz of the am little dehydrated had two vodkas, pissed right in the cup not midstream (figure put the odds against me and if I'm negative I'll be more then fine later in the day few pisses later and super hydrated, I'll take one that way on Saturday
Made me post it in another message. Super faint little darker in person
 

Bongboy00

Member
you are already negative..don't sweat it and enjoy your new career..besides, they're more concerned with the hard stuff.
Thanks for the reassurance. Super paranoid. Dude I literally have burns in my scalp from treating it thinking I was getting hair tested because it's a top Fortune 500 company. I'm gonna do a take home hair test and post those results and what I did to give back to everyone and everything I've read also
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
Thanks for the reassurance. Super paranoid. Dude I literally have burns in my scalp from treating it thinking I was getting hair tested because it's a top Fortune 500 company. I'm gonna do a take home hair test and post those results and what I did to give back to everyone and everything I've read also
which company? used to work for one too..they mostly do UA or mouth swab..but UA is the cheapest (don't forget they have stockholders) so they typically go with that.

a good strong mouthwash (listerine) beforehand would knock that shit out of saliva..some people carry in the car and swish before going in jst in case..seriously, with as many new EE's they always go for the cheap.
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
also, you can take 4 aspirin (not aleve, advil) which thins the blood enough..eat a super greasy meal a few hours before..im talking as much bacon as you can handle for breakfast nothing else.
 
Everyone on here has posted some good advice, but I'd suggest not doing the urine screening methods that anyone is suggesting. Nobody has to do that. All you have to do if you know a test is coming is stop smoking weed for at least 21 days, drink lots of water, get some exercise, and keep your fingers crossed.

The only time I ever failed a drug test was more than 10 years ago. They said I used a screening agent and retested me. And they were right, I did try some super guaranteed stuff that I bought online. The lab test can find screening agents.

If you get a hair test, I'd say you'll likely fail it. I haven't heard of anyone passing a hair test.
 
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