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granitestate

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well heres another one. why do cockroaches always die on their stomachs? they flip out when they're alive if u flip em over. At my work every now an then there are dead roaches on the floor an they're always on theyre stomach. Do they pop when they die?
 

dankie

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please say you dont work at a restaurant, and if you do please say its not in TX even if it is kthxbye
 

granitestate

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i work at the mcdonals/burger king/wendy's/krystals/whitecastle/kfc/churchs/popeyes around the corner from you:spew:Enjoy your next visit!! muaha
 

tckfui

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I worked in a really fancy cateringhall restoraut in NYC, and they had gigantor rats... never saw roaches... but I've been in the projects, and my asian friends houses enough to know that yea all roaches do roll on their back when they die... actualy just killed one 20 minutes ago... they try and run out of my asian neighbors house across the yard and tword my house. than I say HYAAA and than there like ohh noo hes a black belt and were only green...this is why I think this happens. when they die, for some reason that a scientist could tell you, makes their legs tensen up and curl inwards... so if you look at its head straigh on its kind of a fucked up circle ... and their boddies are alot heavier than their legs... so like those blow up punchingbags... they stad up when you hit them?
no they go heavy side down light side up!

And sweat is about 10 percent urin, so I would imagin it makes you dirty. but not much... piss is dirty right?
 

joemomma

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I don't know about krystals but churchs is fried chicken and damn if that does not sound really good right now! Friggin munchies! :roll:
 

granitestate

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krystals is like whitecastle kinda, lil burgers an shit. Im from up north, so im used to the staples, but the further south you go, the more fast food places there are man, its fuckin nuts. You can tell youre in florida when a one mile stretch of road has 2345789862345 different fast food places. And the locals know em all by heart
 

granitestate

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by staples i ment like, main fast food places, mcdonalds, burger king, wendy's. An back to the cockroach thing, i think theyre too wide to "fall over" or roll onto their backs. I think theyd just colapse. I really do think they pop or jump to flip when they die. I dunno, maybe ill wrassle one of these tropical fuckers down an stick em in a jar, see waht happens
 

tckfui

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if you do... you will either need to hang out with the jar for a long time, or put a camera there... but I'm sure if we weren't so high we could google it and find the answer.
ohhh. i've never heard of them refered to as staples.
back to cockroachs again, there are alot of species of roaches. some are verry fat... and I agree, I do find it hard to believe that mexican roaches would just roll over. maybe they start twitching? the one I killed just alittle while ago was a pretty big one, about an inch. and I stomped his head out but it was still runing around... I dont think it could have survived a head stomping but to be safe I did a body stomp... and than flushed it...
 

granitestate

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i asked a lady today at work, and seh said that roaches breathe through their abdomen(under side). So when they start to do it gets hard to breathe, so they flip themselves over to breathe again
 

tckfui

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I looked it up and did some reserch since this thread. and there is no answer... I cant believe that. there are somany different opinions but they are all so diferent that they cant all be true, most of them seem to agree with me, that they are top heavy and likly to roll over because the legs are curled inwards. dosnt mean their right tough.
another reason that sounded resonable to me, was another wariation of my opinion, that when they are old, or on the verge of death from poison or starvation, they are tired, and their legs cave in, only on one side, than they fall over and die on their backs.
I think that one is most likly, even though I think this lady who said thaqt may be partialy right also, maybe they roll over when their tired for a break? since they cant sit, or lie down... got to get tiring always standing.
about a quarter of the roaches I find on thier backs are still alive. so this means that maybe they roll over before they die?
lots of the people on the internet seemed like they never even seen a roach before though.
as another sidenote, about 5-10% of the dead roaches I find are not on thier backs. but kind of leaning on one side

one of the sites also pointed out thet other bugs die on their backs as well, such as flies, and loacust (cicadas)
 

tckfui

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what about nathans? dose the rest of america have their kick ass french fries and hot dogs?
most places I've been I see everything except them... but their the best!
I know you get their hotdogs in the grocerie stores though right?
and see their hotdog eating contest down the block from me on ESPN... because ... aparently.. eating hot dogs is a sport... I thought sports made you lose weight... crazy world we live in... learn new things everyday... cant wait untill theres a sex competition on ESPN... surly thats more athletic than eating?
 

granitestate

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no we dont have nathans down here, i didnt notice up north back in the Granite state either. i dont like hot dogs anyways tho, so phuck it
 
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