Help!!!

I ordered a bong online and i need to lie to my mom and tell her its something else. I still live with my parents so if the see me get a big package they're gunna be suspicious and asume its something bad. The bong is pretty big and i expect it to come on a large box with bubble wrap and stickers that say "fragile". SO what can i tell mom if she asks me whats in the package. It has to be something large that is fragile. Any ideas?

Either a vace orrrrrrrr a swedish made penis enlarger, your call..........

Dude your screwed, time to come clean.

Maybe you should have thought about ur excuse BEFORE you ordered the bong...

living with your parents is not a good time to order a bong. if they're not cool with you smoking it's practically disrespectful. i assume you plan on using this bong in the house. since it's too late to use common sense just tell them it's a christmas present for a friend.

hahaha WAIT for the package to come and snag it. only option.

or its a vase….If your parents are naive, like mine, it should work. I had a 'mushroom vase' out on the table for like months and no one got it.

its almost christmas bro..tell her its her xmas present she cant see it. then go out n buy something glass for her for xmas. then go get out ya momma's house!

newdude79 said:

its almost christmas bro..tell her its her xmas present she cant see it. then go out n buy something glass for her for xmas. then go get out ya momma's house!

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oh! good idea! he could be jewish though? late chanukkah? kwanza?! newyear? something! That does involve buying her a glass vase, though haha

How old are you?

It is glassware for a science project?

I'd ask the same thing N'olB. But he has plausible deniability. My brother lived with my mom until he was 23. If he's a minor, he's expected to be this dumb.

My kids walked out of my room with a small bong/bubbler. asked what it was, I said, "Its a Netty Pot"

Thats one of those little tea pot looking things that you can rinse your sinuses out with.

Tell Mom its a netty pot for your allergies that she had no idea about even though she;s your mom

or, you could just go rent a p.o. box & have crap delivered there in private

Good luck & ps your parent know.. we always know..

Its a blow up doll mom, you know, since I couldn't ever bring a girl here with nosy folks like you.

Aah. My brother brought a wrapped up in paper blowup doll through the living room, all conspicous ya know, as a prank on our mom when he was 17. Hillarious.

move out, and then come over when its getting delivered and be like sorry mom i ordered it to the wrong address.. it was supposed to go to my place

Yea i think im gunna tell her she cant know so she thinks its a christmas present. Then ill get her a vase or something. Thanks.