HELP! What do I get my dog for Christmas?

Dooooge

A puppy with it's tongue hanging out?

Mine gets the Amazon Gund bear freebie every year.
https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-com-Gift-Card-Holiday-Teddy/dp/B0727VWMH7/ref=sr_1_1?s=gift-cards&ie=UTF8&qid=1513560744&sr=1-1&keywords=Amazon.com+Gift+Card+with+GUND+Holiday+2017+Teddy+Bear&th=1

Neuticles

Im not going to tell you what I googled and it lead to that. It was related to the topic though

Chew toys!

Roast Beast

Toys. Dogs love toys.

Anal gland cleansing.

a squirrel?

Canadain Closet Gardener said:

a squirrel?
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lol

Don't be fucking with that dogs squirrel.

Diabolical666 said:

Dooooge

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simple u make up a bucket list for the dog thinking of what a doggie would want and sometime during the year u cross one of those out

simpler is this
if the doggie has his or hers still working get them laid several times over (who would not love that
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Prime rib

WeedFreak78 said:

Prime rib

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I second this. And save me a slice too

I did this for several years. They'll all disappear by next Christmas.

dannyboy602 said:

I did this for several years. They'll all disappear by next Christmas.
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My dog goes through about 1 tennis ball a day.
She only likes tennis balls, I'm convinced it's a tactile thing in her mouth.
She has to squish and slobber it up to just the right consistency then I'm allowed to throw it for her

Give the pup a couple kittens? My dogs love cats..