Help Me Pass My Drug Test.

LD399

LD399

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Im also freaking about because I was just offered a job at winco. I didnt think i would get drug tested after my 2nd interview but i did and i forgot to bring the quick fix but i quit smoking 6 days ago and i finished a "2 day complete body cleansing program" that i bought from GNC 4 days ago ive also been working avidly in those 6 days. So i guess what my question is has anyone used only the 2 day stuff and had it been sucessfull?
 
LD399

LD399

Active Member
idk im not too worried about it i guess nothing bad will happen if i dont pass i have a job at old navy so its whatever but this company offers benefits as well as better pay and hours so it would be nice to get it.
 
LD399

LD399

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also i already took the test because i figured why wouldnt that shit work but i decided to check some shit out about it online and i havent seen anything from anyone thats actually used it
 
LD399

LD399

Active Member
i think im mostly freaking out because of all this anxiety ive been getting from recently quitting
 
slayer6669

slayer6669

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i have used tha same thing and it did not work for me, but i was on probation it wasnt for a job so it might have been a little bit better test
 
RawBudzski

RawBudzski

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Stick with me and you wont FAIL.

1) c.
2) c.
3) a.
4) d.
5) b.

True Or False section 2.

6) T
7) T
8) F
9) T
10) T


their you have it. you passed.
 
Flo Grow

Flo Grow

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Plain and simple, buy QCarbo by Herbal Clean !


  • Abstain from any undesired substances for at least 2 days before submitting to a drug test.
  • One hour before test time, drink the entire bottle of QCarbo Easy Cleanser.
  • Within 15 minutes of drinking QCarbo, refill the empty bottle with with water and drink again.
  • Urinate frequently over the following 45 minutes and then be ready to submit your urine sample as soon as possible.
  • If you have not submitted a urine sample 2 hours after drinking QCarbo, drink another 8 ounce of water to help extend the effects of your detox beverage.
QCarbo cost $20 - $30 per bottle depending on where you go.
I have used Herbal Clean for the past 20 years, back when they only had 10 big ass horse-pills available to drink with a GALLON of water, and NEVER had a failed test !!!!!!!!!!!
 
eBaked

eBaked

Member
With my union I need to pass a pre-employment piss test every time I take a new call (job). I have used the product XXtra Clean seven times now and its worked 100% of the time. I highly recommend it. I generally stop smoking for three to four days before my test. Drink the entire bottle in one sitting, then I continue to drink 4-5 glasses of water up till my piss test. I generally start the process 3-4 hours before my test. Ensure you dont drink too much water as to dilute your sample. And ensure you are using XXtra Clean and not Xtra Clean or XXXtra Clean as it might show up as a masking agent on your test. But so far, has worked like a charm for me and my friends on our local. Good luck!

P.S. DO NOT VIGOROUSLY EXERCISE BEFORE YOUR PISS TEST AS IT WILL GENERALLY GUARANTEE A FAIL. Be a vegetable before the exam, and take the detox kit and you should be fine!
 
wyteberrywidow

wyteberrywidow

Global
I kjust go with the natural drink water and piss clear 100 percent i passed lab test with probation for 3 years with visits every two weeks
 
slayer6669

slayer6669

New Member
lol i was on probation and every time i pissed clear my p.o. would send it to the lab or make me sit there till i peed again and it would have to have some color
 
LD399

LD399

Active Member
yea the qcarbo stuff is the stuff i forgot to drink but i did fail it with just the 2 day shit. A friend said if you drink both its a pass from personal experience
 
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Micheal Box

Member
I have smoked ruffly 1 1/2 years pretty often, i have stopped about 4 weeks ago, well i have smoked 4 times in the 4 weeks i have a Drug test for the Navy April 1st, today is March 17th, i plan on drinking high concentrated anti-oxidants and running everyday and drinking tons of water. do you think i will be good for the piss test?
 
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buddhalover425

Member
if they dont watch you pee then go buy some "quikfix"! its synthetic urine...works everytime....comes in a bottle with a temp gauge on it...put a hand warmer to it and it stays body temperature...i do it all the time.fuck all that cleaning shit..this will work 100% no chances...if its for li;e probabtion where they have someone watchin you then idk....my buddy got caught using the wizzinater hahah...it was black and obviously...he wasnt lol
 
otcganjagrower

otcganjagrower

Member
dewd juss quit smoking and drink a 2 big ass gulps of vinegar and hold urr breath before u start tasting it then juss drink some coke so u dont havethat nasty ass taste in urr mouth...it mite sound like seriously dum ...but thats how i get out shit
 
Spleefmeister

Spleefmeister

Member
Here is how to do it if (like here where I am) the popo requires YELLOW pee that is BODY TEMP and THEY VIEW THE STREAM EXITING YOUR PENIS:

Get a vitamin B tab, put it in water (about a large drinking-glass worth) of your choice (tap, distilled, whatever as long as it's clean) in a bowl. Let it sit while slowly stirring until it reaches the color yellow that makes you happy, remove remainder. Now warm the H2O in a mic, take a thermometer and check it until it's around 95-100 degrees. Get yourself either an infant ear syringe (douche) or just a reg one that is rather large (remove/discard needle, unless you're into pain). Now (and I realize this might not be the phashizzle for everybody, but hey, if you MUST pass...) take a real good pee (BTW-I forgot to say NOT to drink allot-you want THIS shit to be in your bladder and NOT your own urine) and then get some of the water into the syringe or douche. Sit on the toilet to catch any overspray/drops. Insert your choice of implement into the opening of your schwanz. Try to relax your peehole sphincter a little while holding everything in place and push. It might take 3-4 times but you WILL fill your bladder. Now, assuming you've done this immediately prior to showing up and have not drank anything in the preceding 12 hours-THEN YOU WILL PASS GUARANTEED! It is the right color (they don't even suspect), the right temp. and it comes out straight from the end of your meat enema.

ENJOY!
 
jbake

jbake

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PipinYouSmokeTooMuch said:
So yeah got to pass a piss test. Stopped smoking for a little bit but realized after 3+ years of all day everyday smoking it wasn't going to happen. So my question for you all is do I go for one of the detox drinks or synthetic uren? Anyone have experience with either I would love to hear your thoughts.
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dude, I've never had to do this, but I do know a few people that buy this synthetic urine. One guy actually keeps it with him in his pants everyday at work incase random drug tests and he swears by it, I forget what it's called though. It comes with a heating pad you can activate and heats it up and everything, crazy. But there is supposedly fakes out there too because one of my friends used one and if didn't even act as piss. The only thin I can thing of it to test it yourself first if you can, I hope this helps.
 
jbake

jbake

Member
Spleefmeister said:
Here is how to do it if (like here where I am) the popo requires YELLOW pee that is BODY TEMP and THEY VIEW THE STREAM EXITING YOUR PENIS:

Get a vitamin B tab, put it in water (about a large drinking-glass worth) of your choice (tap, distilled, whatever as long as it's clean) in a bowl. Let it sit while slowly stirring until it reaches the color yellow that makes you happy, remove remainder. Now warm the H2O in a mic, take a thermometer and check it until it's around 95-100 degrees. Get yourself either an infant ear syringe (douche) or just a reg one that is rather large (remove/discard needle, unless you're into pain). Now (and I realize this might not be the phashizzle for everybody, but hey, if you MUST pass...) take a real good pee (BTW-I forgot to say NOT to drink allot-you want THIS shit to be in your bladder and NOT your own urine) and then get some of the water into the syringe or douche. Sit on the toilet to catch any overspray/drops. Insert your choice of implement into the opening of your schwanz. Try to relax your peehole sphincter a little while holding everything in place and push. It might take 3-4 times but you WILL fill your bladder. Now, assuming you've done this immediately prior to showing up and have not drank anything in the preceding 12 hours-THEN YOU WILL PASS GUARANTEED! It is the right color (they don't even suspect), the right temp. and it comes out straight from the end of your meat enema.

ENJOY!
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That's f'ing insane man! I've actually seen that on a movie before, but never knew how it was done. I would never do, but thanks for the info. And the whole "YELLOW" thing, yellow piss just means your body doesn't have a hell of a lot of fluids, the color is like fat being washed out and the more you drink the clearer your piss gets. but only for like a day at the most, you can drink GALLONS of water for like 5 - 10 days and then quit drinking that much for just a day and your piss color be fine as long as you piss out most of the fluids. I've seen many, many kids do just this when in grade school and pass drug test. One of my best friends had to every week just from his parents, and had his shit timed to were he could do smoke three days a week some, and do hard drugs for like five. While just drinking a bunch and pass, I highly doubt his parents watched the piss come out his peehole lol, but all I'm saying with that example is that the whole "water thing" works even in less then a week if it's not too much pot.
 
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