HELP I think FedEx has my seeds!

I live in Arizona and have a MM card. My cousin in Cali has a MM card. She sent me some seeds, by FedEx, and I got a call from "Lisa at FedEx" yesterday (Sunday) at 5:27 pm saying that they have a package for me with "no return address so they cannot legally give it to me", then she told me to come to the local office, but the really odd was then she said that I need to come to "the office in Wickenburg" to pick it up, and she did not give me the address of the office. Also, the caller ID said private name private number and it was at 5:27 pm on Sunday??? what should I do, does anybody know?

Deniability.

I also do not want to get my cousin in trouble, like I am afraid they might fingerprint the package if I refuse it.....I can't believe she did not put a fake return address on it.

Also packages sent through fedex are not protected by search and seizure laws...they can open it at any time to check the contents

personally i would say. "I'm sorry Lisa, I'm not expecting any packages and don't want to get involved with you in any illegal exchanges. What if it's a bomb..... you think i want your bomb? keep that shit away from me you terrorists."

OK so forget the last sentence and just stick with the first one.

no seeds are worth going to jail for. deny anything and everything that can link you to the crime. as sad as it is to fear your government dew to confusion that is the sad day that we live in. i certainly would not risk it.

and surely your cousin would not be dumb enough to not have linked themselves to it, i mean they didn't put a return address after all.

and i agree fake return addresses = win

ps: the best return addresses are your enemies!

Thanks all of you for answering so quickly. That's what I will do then. Good advice I'm sure, and a couple of laughs for good measure.