Help!!!! drug test tomorrow or a job!! what can i do??????

CannaCole said:

You're forgetting the "those" who bought synthetic urine and passed with flying colors after taking bat rips in the car.

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Hurray for you! So did they make you a cook or a cashier?

spandy said:

Hurray for you! So did they make you a cook or a cashier?

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It was actually a contract for when I ran my own business. I guess cashier because I was counting the money all the way to the bank.

If you are pissing for someone, they own you.

Haven't worked for anyone in over 15 years. I piss everyday, in my own toilet, full of pot.

Back to work.

Are we having a pissing contest now?

Trust me my friend, do not try to flush out your system. It is far too risky. You are much better off buying synthetic urine from a smoke shop. I've passed twice with it.

spandy said:

If you are pissing for someone, they own you.

Haven't worked for anyone in over 15 years. I piss everyday, in my own toilet, full of pot.

Back to work.

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Why is your toilet full of pot?

Pray for a cotton swab test

CannaCole said:

Are we having a pissing contest now?

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spandy is one of those uptight, cranky, right wing religious racist types.

if something's not bothering him, he'll find something.

a man as bitter as he is will die early is the good news though.

Get someones piss

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Khronickush said:

i might have a drug test tomorrow for a job i need some help guys!!! what can i use that will clean my system out for a couple hrs

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get a clean sample and keep it warm
Dr. Jekyll

start looking for a new job
Mr. Hyde

OscarLaGrouch said:

Just make sure your sample is body temp. Cold piss is a giveaway

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Sure is. In microwave and under my armpit worked fine (hand warmers work also). Funny thing is my sister didn't give me enough piss so I used some of my own and failed. Good thing they let me try again with fake urine.

UncleBuck said:

spandy is one of those uptight, cranky, right wing religious racist types.

if something's not bothering him, he'll find something.

a man as bitter as he is will die early is the good news though.

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That's too bad. I'd be uptight too if I pissed on my own weed in the toilet everyday.

UncleBuck said:

spandy is one of those uptight, cranky, right wing religious racist types.

if something's not bothering him, he'll find something.

a man as bitter as he is will die early is the good news though.

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Could of just called me an asshole, but I appreciate your analysis.

This thread made me lol

https://www.rollitup.org/t/first-grow-indoor-t5-cfl-power-flower-fem.801482/page-7#post-10442381

My sister uses some kind of battery powered warmer designed exactly for keeping piss at body temp. And synthetic urine. They never test me where I work. Seems odd because I operate dangerous machinery and material, like uranium. My real name is Homer Simpson.

Doh! I knew it. ^^^^^

So Red. How's it hanging?
Thirsty?

In a pinch you can always pick some of this up.