LetsGetCritical
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Is it ok to have relations with the pastor or some nice Christian girl inside the church while the church service is running?
Having sex during church service
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tyler.durden
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Yes, this is fine. As long as it is not the pastor engaging in sex acts with young children, go nuts...
tyler.durden
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It's okay to kiss a nun, but don't get into the habit...
jokes aside lol ..... But why?
reddan1981
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I imagine....... Your avitar speaking.
Craftybiatch
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Is the Pastor having carnal relations with a nice, christian girl during the service ? If so, that could be a problem.
Having grown up as a daughter of an ordained, fundie Reverend, I'm pretty familiar with the goings on in the baptismal tank.
LetsGetCritical
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no I want to have sex with the pastor or some Christian girl
Craftybiatch
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My name is Craftybiatch and I approve ^this^ message.
p.s. Make sure you hit it during the last part of the altar call. Everyone is usually all hyped and the worship team rolls out their best & loudest. No one will hear you shouting 'Oh God, Thank You Baby Jesus' . And if they do, they'll probably just assume you are getting saved.
LetsGetCritical
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I would like to speak 'in tongues'
thepenofareadywriter
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hey its in the book... wait a minute... Song 5:4 My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
Song 5:5 I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock.
Song 5:5 I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock.
mudminer
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Sounds like Sol got shat upon when he went to feel her up. I wonder if lotsa folks were into freakiness like that back then.
you are weird
Mr. Bongwater
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hell yeah i'd bang the pussy off dat chick and thank the lord afterwards for blessing us with titties
ttystikk
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Absolutely! Just like sex on the Sabbath, procreating on the pulpit is a blessing!
LetsGetCritical
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Indeed. And you are banned
Iloveskywalkerog
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ROTFL at the title.
justugh
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hahahaha ....hint the coat closet works well use the belt to keep door shut ....trust me if not a lock on it from inside u need a method to keep the door shut ....music room if a screamer normally have some sound proofing
it all depends on 3 things
1 is it your gf/bf or a random one time hook up ........bf/gf all good random hook up yah your fucked
2 what was the topic of the day (if it is a set few topics it just push it little to much so hell no)
3 did u get caught or did u get away with it ..........got caught time to move or deal with crap for 10 to 20 years....got away with it give the church a 1000 bucks and leave cash in pockets for any dry cleaning needed