Happy Birthday Bob Zmuda
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Bobby schmeckle
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Omg! You guys are seriously the best. I’m crying and vigorously masturbating at the same time.
I’m super dehydrated though, so I have to squeeze the viscous goo out of my penis like the last drops of toothpaste.
I got the covid vaccine. It made my back sore. I think that’s where the row of dicks is going to sprout from.
When they gave me the vaccine I said “so..... do I have to go on the antifa web portal to activate the microchip or.... what do I do?”
he was not amused.
I told my homie that and he told them
“Wow! You can’t even feel the microchip!”
again, not amused.
I’m super dehydrated though, so I have to squeeze the viscous goo out of my penis like the last drops of toothpaste.
I got the covid vaccine. It made my back sore. I think that’s where the row of dicks is going to sprout from.
When they gave me the vaccine I said “so..... do I have to go on the antifa web portal to activate the microchip or.... what do I do?”
he was not amused.
I told my homie that and he told them
“Wow! You can’t even feel the microchip!”
again, not amused.
Karah
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Surgical prep, me likes! I'll take a nude pic too, please!
FIFYI feel like even @srh88 would be okay if you sent US, and Annie, nudes
Laughing Grass
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Happy Birthday Bobby!
Singlemalt
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Buon compleanno cugino. Batti il ferro finche e caldo
evergreengardener
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Happy birthday bro
BarnBuster
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Happy B/day, Bobby!!
shrxhky420
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When I grow up, I wanna penis like you. Wait... uh... yeah!
Happy birthday
SH420
Happy birthday
SH420
Chunky Stool
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HBD to my favorite seed dude!