Happy Birthday Bob Zmuda

Bobby schmeckle said:

Oh shit! Thank you grandma! I am currently sampling different brands of buttplug. This birthday, I’m going for record size sans lube.

I’ve also gotten prettttty fucking into peeing on chicks. When you blast her so hard with urine that her fake lashes wash away in a sea of liquid gold…. Well, it does something to a man.

43 today. I used to hate my birthday because I didn’t want to get older. Now, I realize every birthday it means they weren’t able to kill me yet!

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Bobby schmeckle said:

Oh shit! Thank you grandma! I am currently sampling different brands of buttplug. This birthday, I’m going for record size sans lube.

I’ve also gotten prettttty fucking into peeing on chicks. When you blast her so hard with urine that her fake lashes wash away in a sea of liquid gold…. Well, it does something to a man.

43 today. I used to hate my birthday because I didn’t want to get older. Now, I realize every birthday it means they weren’t able to kill me yet!

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tyler.durden said:

Well, look who's back? Back again. Bobby's back. Tell a friend. Looks like both your graphic art and weed art are still on point. What's up with you, you still teaching? Rapping? Okay, fuck all that. Can we PLEASE get a pic of your wife's boobs? I miss that cleavage so much...

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Bobby schmeckle said:

Hahahahahahahaha still teaching but now I cuss and throw things. It’s so fun. I still rap but just for fun these days. I’m too old to sound cool anymore haha. Growing more than ever and I’ve started oil painting only. I love it. View attachment 5364422
here was the first pic I saw. I’ll get more/better.

now. Throw those dix in the air and let it rain semen on the non believers! “Oats, oats, delicious oats, put my scrotes right down your throats.” Mic drop.

oh ps. I have a sick porn mustache right now.

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Bobby schmeckle said:

Hahahahahahahaha still teaching but now I cuss and throw things. It’s so fun. I still rap but just for fun these days. I’m too old to sound cool anymore haha. Growing more than ever and I’ve started oil painting only. I love it. View attachment 5364422
here was the first pic I saw. I’ll get more/better.

now. Throw those dix in the air and let it rain semen on the non believers! “Oats, oats, delicious oats, put my scrotes right down your throats.” Mic drop.

oh ps. I have a sick porn mustache right now.

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