Growing Pot is Easy

SandStoner

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Sometimes I swear I don't know what all the fuss is about. Like growing Marijuana let alone anything else is truly difficult. I suppose I was born with the luckiest green thumb gene EVER. I've had three seperate grows and though the first came out splendidly, rather unluckily my Mother (blasted woman) found out about my babies and made me give them away to my dick of an ex who killed them. But NOW! Oh now, this particular green baby of mine is somewhere in the 3ft tall neighborhood with sex still unknown. (But that's alright because I'm not really growing for the specific intent to smoke it. (Yes I'm aware I'm nuts thank you.))

Don't get me wrong.. I shall indeed smoke if my beautiful plant turns out to be female. A week or so into the 12 hour light shift and still no plausible showing white hairs. But yeah, wanted to tell you all how incredibly easy it was to get the plant this freakin' high with virtually no real work. The light in the picture I attached (not sure if it'll show up or not) is just a regular desk lamp with a 40 or 60 watt light bulb.. again not sure. Around 7 seeds were planted and two of them grew (one I murdered off) I also had a cute little secret weapon given to me by a gorgeous black hippie grandma which I like to call 'Egg Water' I truly believe the cracked egg shells in the gallon of water I had did the trick, yay protein nutrients! but yeah.. aside from egg water and the desk lamp.. nothing else was given to this plant and it's reached the 3ft mark already. I'm extremely proud but a little disappointed it was so easy, hence the title of the thread.

Let me know what you guys think of my beautiful green baby! :bigjoint:
 

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SandStoner

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What do you expect? I've grown pot like on three seperate occasions and none of them did that well. Besides.. the poor thing is probably male, which so I've heard tend to have typically thicker stems and grow faster than females and taller. *shrugs*... It'll be killed when I move regardless seeing as I do still live with my mom.
If you don't have anything nice to say..
 

drewsb420

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not tryin to be an asshole man just givin some constructive criticism, check out the growfaq if you wanna get serious about growin;-)
 

SandStoner

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not tryin to be an asshole man just givin some constructive criticism, check out the growfaq if you wanna get serious about growin;-)

(ahem) I'm a girl, man. I would love to get serious about growing, can't just yet though, about to move to another place with a mom seriously against anything illegal, pity really.
 

SandStoner

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don't give em a reason to come to your house =P


lol! know whats funny? On the second occasion of one of my grows we had the police in here multiple times to have this drunken ass my mom was with arrested, luckily the plants weren't big enough to give off the smell this one does.
I mean DAMN!
Go for 4 hours without smoking a cigarette in my room or being in there and when you come back the smell overwhelms you.. but it's a lovely scent. ;-)
 

tusseltussel

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it is easy to grow when you know how to do it and you have a lot of research ahead of you but hang in their you will get it one day
 

SandStoner

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it is easy to grow when you know how to do it and you have a lot of research ahead of you but hang in their you will get it one day


Some people confuse me sooo easily, it's truly astounding. 'I'll get it one day'? Did ya not see the picture? Had I a 100% fem seed, I'm sure I'd put more effort into the entire growing process, but the plant isn't good for a novice of only 23?... :-(
aww..
 

tusseltussel

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Some people confuse me sooo easily, it's truly astounding. 'I'll get it one day'? Did ya not see the picture? Had I a 100% fem seed, I'm sure I'd put more effort into the entire growing process, but the plant isn't good for a novice of only 23?... :-(
aww..
you did good but that plant is sad i didn't want to be rude and flat out say it all im tryin to say is you have the potential to supply your own stash some day and don't think you can grow and skip the research because that plant their wont yeild much at all welcome to roll it up and poke around a bit and read some grow jornals:hug::peace:
 
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