Geeze I don't want to steal from Seinfeld (aka WHINEFELD) but, even worse is going out to eat stoned. When the meal is done you sit back and look at the check and say to yourself "Why should I have to pay for this? I am full now!"
Since I don't trust myself to drive while high, I don't have to fight my nature in the store. But I do catch myself thinking "munchies tonight ... do I have chocolate?" cn