Got ripped by my fucking neighbor

So i know its fucking them! i just looked over their yard they have a chair next to their fence, to climb over and shiet. They always look over and check out my plants. They also have a pool and i want to fuck it up without them noticing anyone know how? mother fuckers

Kill them. Pour mad bleach in it.

In ground pool or above ground?

Dump 2 large bottles of PH down in their pool.

On a side note, I always wondered what would happen if I duped 50 gallons of pH down in a small pond/lake. Although I would never ever do it, I am just curious.

This is why i installed motion lights and have two dogs that bark at anyone who even looks at my house wrong.

bag of concrete in the filter should do nicely.

what with this passive aggresive bs that dudes resort to nowadays, just knock on his door and converse with him

Throw a rock thru their front car window. That outta piss em off.

If you're from LA your duty bound to go next door and shoot him in the chest 5 times before burning his house down.


yea really though if you feel you've gotta do something just go knock on his door .. you have to live next to this guy so you may as well figure shit out.

yea if you dont wanna accuse him off front, tell him that someone broke in recently and you wanna figure out what happened, tell em they came from his side and you wanna look in his yard

Fill condom with liquid bubble bath soap. Throw in pool. Repeat as needed.

you got a dog ? kick a fence board in and push your dog through. claim you're just trying to collect your mutt.

Vegetable oil is a great liquid to put in pools, whoever said bleach isn't very smart in this area, (I know go chlorinate there pool for them with some bleach) but anyway yea cooking oil or better yet go down to a pond and get the greenest water you can find. 10 20 gallons should turn the pool to algae pretty quick. Either way the will have to spend some money getting it balanced again. If it is a vinyl pool just go put holes in the liner. Get pretty spendy adding hundreds of gallons of water to a pool every couple days

HotShot7414 said:

This is why i installed motion lights and have two dogs that bark at anyone who even looks at my house wrong.

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Same thing here ...
If my neighbors get too loud next door my dogs will run over and check em

And the motion dectector is a must have if you grow outdoors imo

I went so far as to add cameras with night vision and setting up infrared floodlights so I can see in the pitch black.

Since you don't have anything to smoke, smoke your neighbor! wrap im up in a big sheet of construction paper and set his sorry ass on fire. LOLOLOLOL

Seriously, NEVER Plant near a neighbors wall unless you are absolutley sure that your neighbors are trustworthy. Plant em in the middle of the yard. Cameras and dogs work well.

mwooten102 said:

I went so far as to add cameras with night vision and setting up infrared floodlights so I can see in the pitch black.

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That's a good idea, but you are talking prevention and the OP is asking about revenge.

wifi cams for the win...
op are you legal?

i would go over there and talk to them...
you should be able to smell it if they have it...
don't fuck with there pool .....that could come back to bite you in the ass...

be careful, cause they might have cameras, but if not i would steal something of theres to the same sort of value, if you know someone who steals cars, jack it, cause if they dont call the police then you know they have your plants cause overwise they would do so, and get a greenhouse with a lockable door, or build a biodome with a lockable door and get the internet webcam set up. also another thing would be put a shit load of die or something thats gonna cost them a load to drain the pool (this can be done more then once) then when its drained chuck a loads of rocks in the that will break the fucking tiles up, but be commited to making sure the next 6months are hell on earth cause im guessing thats how long you have been growing. so its only fair if they want to take 6months worth then make there life hell to deture them from doing so again. and get a set up to make sure it doesnt happen again. also if you know anyone with dogs ask the owner for asmuch dog shit (if they have a large breed dog) there will be plenty and smear it all over the handles of their stuff.

What we're talking about is a dish best served cold...Don't even mention it to you neighbor... Wait till next year and grow one killer looking plant, not to big.. Spray it every week or so with a systemic poison meant for only ornamentals, they won't kill your plant..Stuff you would never use on something you would eat, much less smoke... After it gets ripped off, it's watch and see if your neighbor leaves in an ambulance..
Of course I would never do anything like that, it's just the product of an overactive imagination.